Thread: The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 11/15 11:35 4300-4800+ pts.

What did Joan Embery say that the parrot would do in order to eat the grape Jay had fed it?
*Smear it on jacket lapel

What did Jay do with the sloth that Joan Embery brought out?
*Held it from end of branch

What did Jay jokingly say Donovan McNabb was doing now that Terrell Owens was out of the game?
*Throwing ball to other team

What was a sloth doing while Joan Embery talked to Jay?
*Nibbling on various vegetables while upside down

What did Jay mention Paris Hilton did in Las Vegas over the weekend?
*Got bitten by pet monkey

What was a woman at an invention convention shown doing?
*Transmitting thick liquids into small container

What did Melissa Etheridge say that she'd been doing to stay healthy?
*Eating junk food in moderation

What did Melissa Etheridge say her partner Tammy did the day she came home from her last cancer treatment?
*Gave her bouquet of flowers

What did Jay say in his monologue that White House staffers were now doing?
*Riding in carpools to their indictments

What did Kevin do that excited Melissa Etheridge as she walked onto the show?
*Played version of one of her songs

What did Jay ask Joan Embery if animals did in the wild?
*Made loud noises when feeling sick

What did Joan Embery say that Burmese pythons were doing in Florida?
*Consuming native wildlife after being released

What did Joan Embery say that the parrot would do in order to eat the grape Jay had fed it?
*Smear it on jacket lapel
*Fruit Loops

What movie was featured in this program?
*"Pride and Prejudice"