Thread: The Tonight Show 10/11 11:35 PM 4300+ pts

What did Jay say Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always did on the show?
*Told jokes for audience

What did Jay say Osama bin Laden might do as an employer?
*Never give off holidays

What movie was featured in this program?
*"Doom"

What did Jay say symbolized success for him?
*Eating expensive sandwiches

What did Jay show a funny video clip of Dick Cheney doing at his desk?
*Storing extra hearts

What did the father from "The Floyds" fictional sitcom do before he walked in on a discussion between his wife and daughter?
*Flushed toilet
*CoverGirl

What did Jay say the FBI planned to do during his monologue?
*Change drug policy

What did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson say that he did for the first time in 1999?
*Purchased house
*Rolex

What did Jay do during the "Desperate Tenants" segment?
*Trimmed plants

What did Josh Flitter say he had been working on doing?
*Performing an impression of Jay

What was a woman doing when Jay stopped at her home uninvited?
*Relaxing in tub

What did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson say he did after his eighth arrest?
*Played football

Commercials:

In a commercial during this show, what did a couple do at home while the maître 'd and chefs of a restaurant, who played cards in the the restaurant's kitchen, became upset?
*Cooked pasta on stove
*Bertolli Frozen Dinners
*Are easy and delicious

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a man who was suffering from flu symptoms after he got on a bus and received a remedy from an older woman sitting next to him?
*His disfigured face returned to normal
*Theraflu Thin Strips
*Provide fast relief anywhere

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do as he woke up, brushed his teeth, and went about his day at work, before he was seen driving an SUV with his family?
*Left imprints on bed, floor, and walls from activities he normally performed
*Honda Pilot
*Allows you to go on unusual adventures

In a commercial during this show, what did snacks do while an announcer discussed getting "the best of both" while a group of people sang about wanting cookies?
*Rotated against orange background and plunged into liquid chocolate
*Hershey's Cookies
*Come in four candy flavor varieties

In a commercial during this show, what happened as droplets hit a dark floor on a split screen after "ordinary water" was shown coming out of a drinking fountain, sprinkler, and faucet?
*Athletes formed and rose from splash
*Gatorade Propel Fitness Water
*Has vitamins and flavor added

In a commercial during this show, what happened that made four coworkers upset, causing one to hold up a button that had the word "easy" on it after they realized they where speaking in rhymes?
*Paper was jammed in copy machine
*Staples
*Color copies only 39¢

In a commercial during this show, what happened while an announcer described a sandwich that he called "molto deliscioso" and classic Italian music played in the background?
*Fresh ingredients were displayed next to a finished sandwich that was emitting steam
*Subway
*Chicken Parmesan

In a commercial during this show, what did a toddler do as his father told lies to his wife over the phone about what he'd done during the weekend while she was away?
*Played with container that father set down in living room
*Ziploc Twist 'n Loc
*Prevent leaks and spills