Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, 7/28 9pm

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What DIDN'T Dr. Evil say on "The Jerry Springer Show"?
I am so going to rule the world!"

How did Dr. Evil scare the U.S. President into hiding under the table?
Showed footage from the movie "Independence Day"

What made Dr. Evil nauseous?
Got stuck in his rotating chair

What DIDN'T Dr. Evil ask Number Two?
Aw, should I call the 'waambulance'?"

What did Austin Powers damage when he crashed his car into his 1969 "Shagpad"?
Broke rearview mirror with crooked teeth reflection

What did Austin Powers say after mistaking the stool sample for coffee?
It's a bit nutty."

How DIDN'T Austin Powers use Robin Spitz Swallows as a human shield?
Protected him from nunchucks

What kind of establishment was Dr. Evil's new headquarters in?
Chain restaurant
Starbucks

Why did Felicity Shagwell want to become a spy?
Be like Austin Powers

What DIDN'T happen to Mustafa?
Donkey vomited on his fez

What did Dr. Evil compare Scott to to illustrate how "not evil enough" he was?
Soft drink
Diet Coke

What did Dr. Evil do after Mini-Me took his seat with Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth?
Offered him a snack
HOT Pockets*

How DIDN'T Austin Powers conceal himself while dancing naked?
Danced around with vacuum

What did Fat ******* liken his love for eating babies to?
Baby, the other, other, white meat."

What kind of establishment was Austin's London "pad" located near?
Airline office
Virgin Atlantic

What words were NOT used to describe Dr. Evil's ship?
Wee-wee, poker, Roger

What did Fat ******* sing to taunt Dr. Evil?
Restaurant jingle
Chili's Grill & Bar

What kind of vehicle was Austin's time machine?
Car
Volkswagen New Beetle

What was Austin doing when he realized Vanessa was a fembot?
Watching TV
Philips

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