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    Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, 7/28 9pm

    What DIDN'T Dr. Evil say on "The Jerry Springer Show"?
    I am so going to rule the world!"

    How did Dr. Evil scare the U.S. President into hiding under the table?
    Showed footage from the movie "Independence Day"

    What made Dr. Evil nauseous?
    Got stuck in his rotating chair

    What DIDN'T Dr. Evil ask Number Two?
    Aw, should I call the 'waambulance'?"

    What did Austin Powers damage when he crashed his car into his 1969 "Shagpad"?
    Broke rearview mirror with crooked teeth reflection

    What did Austin Powers say after mistaking the stool sample for coffee?
    It's a bit nutty."

    How DIDN'T Austin Powers use Robin Spitz Swallows as a human shield?
    Protected him from nunchucks

    What kind of establishment was Dr. Evil's new headquarters in?
    Chain restaurant
    Starbucks

    Why did Felicity Shagwell want to become a spy?
    Be like Austin Powers

    What DIDN'T happen to Mustafa?
    Donkey vomited on his fez

    What did Dr. Evil compare Scott to to illustrate how "not evil enough" he was?
    Soft drink
    Diet Coke

    What did Dr. Evil do after Mini-Me took his seat with Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth?
    Offered him a snack
    HOT Pockets*

    How DIDN'T Austin Powers conceal himself while dancing naked?
    Danced around with vacuum

    What did Fat ******* liken his love for eating babies to?
    Baby, the other, other, white meat."

    What kind of establishment was Austin's London "pad" located near?
    Airline office
    Virgin Atlantic

    What words were NOT used to describe Dr. Evil's ship?
    Wee-wee, poker, Roger

    What did Fat ******* sing to taunt Dr. Evil?
    Restaurant jingle
    Chili's Grill & Bar

    What kind of vehicle was Austin's time machine?
    Car
    Volkswagen New Beetle

    What was Austin doing when he realized Vanessa was a fembot?
    Watching TV
    Philips

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