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    Talking Golf : US Open - 1st Hour 6/18 12:30 (Bonus Game) 4700+ pts.

    What did Corey Pavin do after missing his par putt on the eleventh hole?
    *Flipped putter in air

    What did John Daly's ball do out of the bunker on the eleventh hole?
    *Rolled into another bunker

    What did John Daly's ball do on his tee shot on the ninth hole?
    *Rolled into crowd

    What did Dan Hicks say Corey Pavin did after playing his first round?
    *Flew home for son's graduation

    What did Johnny Miller say about the greens at Pinehurst?
    *Were shaped like "salad bowls"

    What did Peter Jacobsen's ball do on his tee shot on the ninth hole?
    *Rolled into hole

    What did Dan Hicks say Tiger Woods did yesterday after his first tee shot?
    *Cut hole in shirt

    What did Fred Couples's tee shot do on the sixth hole?
    *Bounced into gallery

    What did Phil Mickelson do with his tee shot on the fourth hole?
    *Hit out of bounds

    What caused David Toms to pump his fist on the third hole?
    *Made long putt for birdie

    What did Ernie Els's ball do on his second shot on the thirteenth hole?
    *Rolled off front of green

    What did Phil Mickelson's ball do on his second shot on the eighth hole?
    *Bounced onto green

    What did Bob Costas say during the "Sports Report" segment that Anika Sorenstam would be doing during the U.S. Open?
    *Attempting to win sixth tournament this year
    *Lincoln Financial Group

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    In a commercial during this show, what happened as a brown-haired man and a blonde woman sat on a park bench together with a bag of popcorn and threw a piece to a pigeon?
    *Thousands of pigeons converged to get popcorn
    *ArcaEx
    *World's largest electronic stock exchange

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    Re: Golf : US Open - 1st Hour 6/18 12:30 (Bonus Game) 4700+ pts.

    What did Luke Donald do in his confident approach on his second shot on the third hole?
    Chipped ball out of sand trap
    Metlife

    In a commercial during this show, what did golfers discuss while they hit balls with a certain brand of golf clubs and used words like "history," "limit," and "relentless"?
    What it takes to be a leader
    TaylorMade r7
    NOT Made with lightweight shaft

    In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer do while a professional golfer in a red shirt competed in a match and a crowd cheered?
    Asked golf ball questions, such as "Can you go up that hill?"
    NOT Titleist NXT and NXT Tour
    NOT Maxfli EXT Revolution

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man on a pay phone, a woman in a library, a man waiting for a train, and another waiting for an elevator do that caused people to compliment them as an announcer listed off the prices of different things?
    Practiced their golf swings
    MasterCard
    Offers automatic bill paying

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    Re: Golf : US Open - 1st Hour 6/18 12:30 (Bonus Game) 4700+ pts.

    In a commercial during this show, why did a man in a suit make phone calls to his grandmother, accountant, and the department of motor vehicles?
    Torturing man tied to chair into talking to them
    T-Mobile
    1,000 "Whenever Minutes" including long distance and roaming

    In a commercial during this show, what happened before an announcer discussed "understanding the challenges" and "seeing the opportunities" while a golf ball landed near the hole in the middle of a green?
    Fish swam past balls lost in water hazard
    NOT Bank of America
    NOT
    TD Waterhouse

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    Re: Golf : US Open - 1st Hour 6/18 12:30 (Bonus Game) 4700+ pts.

    In a commercial during this show, what happened that made King Arthur rave about impending change to his knights as he sat at the round table before debris fell in front of him?
    Quakes repetitively rocked chamber
    IBM
    Will help you manage change


    In a commercial during this show, who wondered why a DVD player and a defibrillator weren't easier and less frustrating to use?
    Small children whose thoughts could be heard
    Philips
    Making it simple



    In a commercial during this show, what did a brunette woman on a red couch discuss before embracing her husband against a white wall?
    Trying prescription medication
    Levitra
    Ask your doctor


    In a promotional advertisement during this program, for a show called "I Want to Be a Hilton," what happened?
    *Wealthy woman helped ordinary men and women learn etiquette
    *Tuesday
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    Why not learn to enjoy the little things - there are so many of them.

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