Thread: Jeff Foxworthy:The Early Daze 3/17 8PM 18Qs (4000+)

Questions

What did Jeff say men were unable to do when they got together?
*Tell time

What did Jeff do when the repo man came to take away his car?
*Wrote a check

What did Jeff say was new in his life?
*Had recently become father

What did a woman ask Jeff to do before he went into the show?
*Give her a hug

What did Jeff do before letting people he disliked hold his daughter?
*Shook her up

Which activity did Jeff say women did "99%" of on Earth?
*Cleaning house

What did Jeff say his expensive stereo system made the neighbors do?
*Ruin the bedsheets

What did Jeff say people with ugly babies were always the first to do?
*Show pictures

What did Jeff say he would do if he had an unattractive wife?
*Chain her up in garage

What did Jeff's father do that got him stopped by the police?
*Pulled boat without trailer (Thanks dmhile)

What did Jeff say it was more fun to do after a person got married?
*Argue with spouse (Thanks dmhile)

What did Jeff say made any shirt "ready to wear"?
*Throwing it in dryer (Thanks jwsmom)