Celebrity Poker Showdown 3/1 8:00 5000+ pts.

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What did Dave Foley say about the gathering of celebrities?
*Resembled "sitcom retirement home"

What did Bonnie Hunt say about Dave Foley's appearance in his special championship outfit?
*Looked like "someone's drunk uncle"

What did Bonnie Hunt do that caused Colin Quinn to chide her for using "profanity"?
*Nicknamed him "crabapple"

What did Brad Garrett claim he knew about Bonnie Hunt that might hamper her chances?
*Was lactose intolerant

What did Bonnie Hunt say Malcolm-Jamal Warner refused to do while working on "The Cosby Show"?
*Remove wedding ring

What did Bonnie Hunt say she would do for Colin Quinn after he did one of his famous "calls"?
*Warm up his car for him

What did Dave Foley realize he'd done by predicting Jason Alexander as the winner?
*Marked him for "doom"

What did Dave Foley do to make fun of Colin Quinn and Bonnie Hunt arguing?
*Called them "the Bickersons"

What did Bonnie Hunt claim all the players had to do because the show's budget was low?
*Share room

What did Colin Quinn do while playing that annoyed Bonnie Hunt and Brad Garrett?
*Ate french fries

What did Bonnie Hunt claim Brad Garrett's "giant hand" was doing?
*Blocking her shot

What did Dave Foley say he and Phil Gordon had done to celebrate the championship?
*Donned their fancy shirts

What did Bonnie Hunt do after Brad Garrett mumbled that he was in a "small bind"?
*Asked if he called her a "dumb blonde"
*Cadillac

What did Dave Foley do after Jason Alexander hurled a pillow at him?
*Pretended to sleep on it
*Cadillac

What did Brad Garrett do when the "Quarter Million Dollar Prize Pool" money arrived on stage?
*Growled in a raspy voice
*Cadillac

What did Brad Garrett do to Jennifer after she handed him a glass of water?
*Joked about her starring in movie
*Cadillac

What did Brad Garrett do that Phil Gordon said was a big mistake?
*Called with pair of tens
*Cadillac

What did Malcolm-Jamal Warner do when Colin Quinn asked him if he wanted to get tough?
*Chewed toothpick
*Cadillac

What did Brad Garrett do during a head-to-head game with Colin Quinn?
*Played with Phil Gordon doll
*Cadillac

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In a commercial during this show, what happened after a blonde bride tossed her bouquet of purple and white flowers during an outdoor wedding ceremony?
*Bridesmaids fell over cliff
*UnitedHealthcare
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In a commercial during this show, what happened to a man trying to remove a beehive in his front lawn with the assistance of a friend?
*Fell off of ladder
*UnitedHealthcare
*Twenty-four hour Nurseline and preventative medicine

In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a gray shirt and a blonde woman discuss doing online while standing in front of a laptop as a bulldog napped on the floor?
*Making reservations at restaurant
*U.S. Postal Service
*Can pay for and print postage

In a DVD commercial during this show, what did a woman who leapt from a helicopter, caught a man with a lasso, and bent a gun in half do after twirling around in a circle?
*Magically changed outfits
*"Wonder Woman: The Complete Second Season"

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman who sat in a pink chair against a white background repeatedly do as she invited viewers to lose weight with her and mentioned chocolate cake?
*Talked into pink phone
*Jenny Craig
*Six week membership for $36

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what occurred before black wording and tire marks swerved and screeched across a white background?
Boxes of contact lenses rotated slowly
1-800 CONTACTS
Process is simple

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman who snapped her fingers discuss about a skin cream that contained caffeine as it was poured backwards into a bottle and blue text appeared onscreen?
Reversed signs of aging
Maybelline Instant Age Rewind
Four-out-of-five women had instant results

[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this, where did a scuba diver, who swam while shining a flashlight, find a button that started an engine, before a car drove on a highway?
Inside tunnel behind hatch on the sea floor
Lexus GS
Engine with 300 horsepower

In a commercial during this show, what did a doctor, a woman carrying flowers in the rain, and a man and woman at a computer discuss with an unseen interviewer before a gray-haired man said, "You aren't alone"?
Making your investment choices
TD Waterhouse
Make it easy to make informed decisions

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer say several people, including a man who wanted to "share his private e-mail with the general public" and a woman who discussed "vulnerability", were doing?
Asking for Internet computer virus
America Online
Offers free virus protection

In a commercial during this show, who refused to fill the request of a talking baby because the baby was "not big enough" as they sat on a porch step together?
Cowboy eating a sandwich
Quiznos Sub
Comes with side of pan-roasted au jus

In a commercial during this show, what did a man and boy and then a man and woman all do in black-and-white scenes as the phrase "the best moments are lived in slow motion" appeared in segments?
Played golf and relaxed on beach
Westin
Visit www.westin.com

[jwsmom]

In a commercial during this show, how did a woman in a skintight, black, vinyl bodysuit gain access to a start/stop button hidden within an unusual crystalline enclosure, before a car drove on city streets?
Descended stealthily from domed ceiling on wires
NOT Mercedes-Benz C-Class

What did Brad Garrett do during a head-to-head game with Colin Quinn?
Played with Phil Gordon doll
Cadillac

In a commercial during this show, what did travelers who relaxed in various ways at their hotels discuss?
Savings received from online hotel reservations
NOT Hotels.com

In a commercial during this show, what did a little boy in a green plaid shirt do while playing the piano with his younger brother?
Sneezed on keyboard
NOT Clorox Disinfecting Wipes

What did Malcolm-Jamal Warner do when Colin Quinn asked him if he wanted to get tough?
NOT Pushed up sleeves

What did Colin Quinn do when Dave Foley said they'd be playing Texas Hold'em?
NOT Pretended to draw guns

In a commercial during this show, what did two middle-aged women do at a table in a restaurant?
Discussed menopause symptoms
Estroven Menopause Monitor
Is 99% accurate

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a bottled beer was shown in close-ups and a city's night skyline was shown?
Announcer spoke in German
NOT Amstel

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what did a man insist about a car his friend wanted to buy while looking at it in a showroom before his friend spoke to a saleswoman?
Would be "chick magnet"
Mitsubishi Eclipse
Get up to $3,500 cash back

[mficke0713]

In a split-screen commercial during this show, what did three women do at various hotels?
*Took advantage of luxury services
*Priceline.com
*Best prices are guaranteed

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss as a man carted luggage through an airport, a mother rode an escalator with her daughter, and a Web site was shown?
*Place to compare deals from airlines
*Priceline.com
*Gives you two ways to get the best prices

[cnzmom]

In a commercial during this show, what did the father of two boys do to outrace them as the boys ran to meet their mother who had just returned from a toy store with a new video game?
*Jumped over banister onto end table
*Toys "R" Us
*"Gran Turismo 4"

[humminbird]

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss while a cartoon character stood against a red background and "zeroed in on fresh tasting" snacks?
Why he wore monocle
Planters Nuts
Have famously fresh taste


In a commercial during this show, what did a spotted dog and a white poodle do while on their way to a vacation at a theme park?
Picked up different amounts of luggage
Walt Disney World
Offers complimentary baggage care and transportation


In a commercial during this show, what did various people, including a pilot, three young girls, and a woman with a cell phone, do as they interacted in an airport?
Spread happiness by smiling
Delta Air Lines
SimpliFare program

[jatan]

What did Ray Romano do to Brad Garrett after he handed him his "rally" cap?
Rubbed his shoulder
Cadillac

[catssass]

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a man sleeping in a bed in the middle of Central Park?
Awoke in a London park
British Airways
Allows you to rest more comfortably