Thread: Best Darn Sports Show Period 1:00 2/6

What advice did Terrell Owens give to Tom Arnold after Arnold called him?
--If I can do it you can do it."

What did Bob Knight say about Terry Bradshaw in the "Brief History of the Super Bowl" sketch?
--Used to have a lot more hair

What did Tom Arnold ask Joe Montana for help with during a telephone call?
--Handling pre-game jitters

What did Deion Sanders say he did when he prepared to play against Jerry Rice?
--Had trouble sleeping at night

What did Deion Sanders tell the crowd to applaud Terrell Owens for doing?
--Attempting to play

What did Tom Arnold say about people viewing the Super Bowl at home?
--Were too intoxicated to order pizza

What was Michael Chiklis shown doing as an announcer said he would be appearing on the show?
--Talking on phone
--Carver

What did James Brown say about graduating from Harvard?
--Wasn't as good as getting Super Bowl rings

What did Jerry Rice say Deion Sanders once tried to do to him before a game?
--Shake his hand

What reason did Jerry Rice give for preferring Tom Brady over Donovan McNabb in the game's quarterback matchup?
--Was being compared to Joe Montana

What did Jerry Rice say about Terrell Owens's demeanor when Owens first came in to the league?
--NOT Worked incredibly hard in practice
--NOT Played practical jokes on veterans

What did Derek Jeter say Joe Namath did in Super Bowl III?
--NOT Gave guarantee of a lifetime
--NOT Showed "what champs are made of"

What did Dennis Hopper do in the beginning of the "Brief History of the Super Bowl" sketch?
--Turned on film projector

What did Franco Harris say to Terry Bradshaw in the "Brief History of the Super Bowl" sketch?
--What am I chopped liver?"

What did Terrell Owens do for the crowd at the docks?
--NOT Signed footballs




In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, who was Billy Bob Thornton?
--Football coach
--Friday Night Lights"

In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, who was Jamie Foxx?
--Soulful R&B musician
--Ray"

In a commercial during this show, what did a puppet pig refuse to do before she was propelled around the room by a piece of food
--NOT Order side dish for food

In a commercial during this show, what did a long-haired man do after the waitress at the diner he was at said that she wished she could go to California?
--Hitched diner to truck and headed off to California
--NOT Chevy Colorado

In a commercial during this show, what was a man doing when his wife asked him if he liked all of his SUV's features, though she wondered why he wouldn't use the electronic navigation system since they appeared to be lost
--Driving his family through the desert, towing a boat
--NOT Chevy Tahoe

In a commercial during this show, what did a man and a young girl compete over as they sat on park benches facing each other before a police officer came over and gave the man a ticket for littering?
--Who had superior potato chips
--Pringles
--Taste better than leading brand

In a commercial during this show, what were two men doing when a third man entered the room and dropped a bag of enchiladas on a table?
--NOT Playing with action figures
--NOT Reading comic books

In a commercial during this show, what did several well-dressed people at a party, such as a woman admiring a sculpture, do as electronic music played before a man crashed into an aquarium tank?
--Took digital pictures
--NOT Circuit City
--NOT Best Buy

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a boy who traveled through different rooms, including a hospital room and a crowded bar, which all had TVs playing in them?
--Grew from boy to man to senior citizen
--DirecTV
--NOT Makes you feel like you can go anywhere