Super Bowl Sunday Pregame 1st,2nd,3rd, 4th hours & kickoff 2/6

[dmhile]

What did Willie McGinest say his team would be stupid to think?
--Eagles planned to hand them victory

What did Fuzzy Zoeller say was the reason Royce Clayton didn't need to use a tee on his shot attempt?
--NOT Had good eye
--NOT Understood wind's effect

What did Brian Dawkins say about Terrell Owens's impact on the team?
--NOT Loosened up locker room
--NOT Gave team new go-to guy

Why did Al Leiter's shot fail to reach the green?
--Sliced off to the left

What did Jerome Bettis do before launching a shot that badly missed the green?
--Changed clubs

What did Patriots owner Robert Kraft say was the main reason Bill Parcells hadn't been resigned as coach?
--Wasn't willing to commit long-term

What did Brian Westbrook say about Terrell Owens's impact on his teammates?
--Overshadowed their talents

What did Freddie Mitchell tell Pam Oliver that Terrell Owens's arrival on the Eagles did for him?
--Made him more patient
--NOT Nike

What did Jimmy Johnson say about free agency?
--Made coaching harder

What did Rodney Harrison say about "pansy stuff"?
--Didn't belong in football

What did Freddie Mitchell once do that prompted Terry Bradshaw to question his intelligence?
--Said Benjamin Franklin was first U.S. president

What did Terry Bradshaw jokingly say about his appearance to viewers who lacked HDTV?
--Was Brad Pitt

What did Donovan McNabb say he was doing by being his team's leader?
--NOT Leading troops into battle"
--NOT Pushing buttons"


2nd Hour

What did Randy Jackson say Kelly Clarkson had done to get to the Super Bowl?
--Flew twenty-one hours

What did Deion Sanders say he would do if the Ravens signed Randy Moss?
--Come back for another year

What did Jimmy Johnson say Coach Belichick would do to replace his departing coaches?
--NOT Look to college ranks for up and comers

What did James Brown say his crew would be do during the "Postgame Show"?
--Announce Super Bowl MVP award
--Cadillac

What did James Brown say during the "NFL Rookie of the Year" segment that Ben Roethlisberger didn't do this year?
--NOT Let injuries slow him down
--NOT Go game without touchdown pass

What did Coach Belichick say he didn't think he would do growing up?
--Become football coach

What did Coach Belichick say he took away from his job coaching the Browns?
--Learned about team chemistry

What did Michael Strahan say he had done last week?
--Spoken with Jon Bon Jovi

What did James Brown say nobody would have done ten years ago?
--Considered Coach Belichick an all-time great coach

What did Elliott Sadler do just before taking his swing on the golf course?
--Switched clubs

What did Ludacris do during the pregame show?
--Rapped about Super Bowl

What did Howie Long say motivated many of the Patriots players?
--Fear of losing their job

What did Brett Favre say players sometimes want to do to him after a great play?
--NOT Give him hug
--NOT Slap him five

What did Terry Bradshaw say it wasn't easy to do?
--NOT Remain impartial throughout coverage
--NOT Get in twelve holes of golf before reporting to work

What was a soldier shown doing at a Super Bowl party at Fort Bragg?
--NOT Stringing up banner

What did Terry Bradshaw say only a few people in the world of journalism were able to do?
--Ask tough questions
--Pizza Hut


3rd Hour

What did James Brown say about Troy Aikman's Super Bowl performance?
--Wasn't too shabby

What did Frank Caliendo acting as James Brown scream to a production assistant?
--Wanted cup of coffee

What did Joe Buck say caused the hair to stand up on the back of his head?
--Passing Kelly Clarkson in compound

What did Frank Caliendo say to his co-hosts while acting as Howie Long?
--Wanted to have group hug

What did Tom Spike say in his winning "Post-A-Toast" entry that he would do if his TV malfunctioned during the Super Bowl?
--Fall to pieces

What did Jimmy Johnson say during the "Covers the Field" segment that the hosts had to do for Terry Bradshaw?
--NOT Pretend" to listen to him

What were the hosts shown doing after the "Million Dollar Challenge" was decided?
--Riding up an escalator

What did Terry Bradshaw do outside the stadium?
--Got checked with metal detector

What did Johnny Sample of the Super Bowl III New York Jets say he told Johnny Unitas during the game?
--Not today big fella

What did Frank Caliendo acting as Jimmy Johnson do during a sketch?
--Took off his toupee

What did Pam Oliver say that Jevon Kearse's foundation had done for his community?
--Helped out after hurricane

What were Bill Belichick and Jimmy Johnson shown doing in a photograph?
--NOT Throwing around football

What did Donovan McNabb do in a highlight shown in a segment about the Super Bowl trophy?
--NOT Got sacked by linebacker
--NOT Rushed for first down

What did Howie Long say that Donovan McNabb could do that the Patriots had not seen all year?
--NOT Shred" the secondary
--NOT Air it out" all day

What did Cris Collinsworth say made him nervous during his first Super Bowl?
--NOT Listening to the National Anthem
--NOT Looking at Boomer Esiason in the huddle

What did Jimmy Johnson say during the "Covers the Field" segment that the hosts had to do for Terry Bradshaw?
--NOT Explain "rocket science" to him

What movie was featured during this program
--Robots"

What did John Smoltz do on his third shot in the "Million Dollar Hole-In-One Challenge"?
--NOT Missed ball completely

4th Hour

What did Bill Clinton say he planned to do about the tsunami
--Travel to affected Asian countries
--RadioShack

What did a doctor tell James Brown he would advise his son to do if he was in Terrell Owens's position?
--Skip game

What did Terrell Owens say about his injury?
--NOT Had "healed 100%"
--NOT Wouldn't slow him down "half a step"

What did Terrell Owens say about playing in the Super Bowl on an injured ankle?
--

What did Jimmy Johnson say would be a "malfunction"?
--NOT Tom Brady throwing an interception
--NOT Terrell Owens breaking his leg

What did Tom Brady say was something he never feared as a rookie?
--Getting released from team

What was remarkable about Black Eyed Peas member apl.de.ap's appearance?
--Had mohawk hairstyle

What were Tom Brady and another player shown doing prior to jogging across the end zone in pregame warm-ups?
--Banging helmets

What did James Brown say that Chad Lewis had done during the "NFC Championship Play of the Game" segment?
--Caught two touchdown passes
--GMC

What did Jimmy Johnson say about the impact Terrell Owens would have on the game?
--Wouldn't amount to much

What did Howie Long say made him predict a Patriots victory?
--Grew up in Boston

What was Marshall Faulk doing as he quoted several lines from the Declaration of Independence?
--Standing before St. Louis Arch

What did Tom Brady say he would rather do than attend an awards banquet?
--Babysit his niece

What was one way Terrell Owens was shown rehabilitating?
--Running in pool

KICKOFF SHOW

What did Pam Oliver say was something to watch out for in the game?
--Tra Thomas had back spasms

What did Donovan McNabb reportedly say his team did in the locker room during pregame?
--Listened to Rick James

What did Troy Brown say was going through his mind during a sideline interview?
--Playing a great game

What did Tedy Bruschi do to Tyler Callahan prior to the coin toss?
--NOT Shook his hand
--NOT Gave him thumbs up

What did Donovan McNabb do to Tyler Callahan after the Eagles won the toss?
--NOT Autographed ball for him

What movie was featured during this program?
--Hitch

What was one thing Michael Douglas did during the pregame ceremony?
--NOT Requested donations for tsunami relief
--NOT Presented former presidents with award

What was shown as Michael Douglas spoke of the "Screaming Eagles" and the "Band of Brothers"?
--Fighter plans flying above

What did Donovan McNabb reportedly say he needed to do to prevent his excitement from getting the best of him?
--NOT Follow formula that got him there
--NOT Focus on being accurate

What did Troy Brown say about the Eagles?
--Were good "across the board"

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[dmhile]

In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, who was Billy Bob Thornton?
--Football coach
--Friday Night Lights"

In a movie commercial during this show, who shared comical adventures in a futuristic big city?
--Mechanical beings
--Robots"

What was the title of a new TV show, advertised during this program, where a cartoon mid-level CIA agent has a sixth sense for danger?
--American Dad"
--Sunday

In a public service announcement during this show, what did professional athletes, wearing their team jerseys, talk about as people collected money and worked in warehouses?
--Helping victims of the tsunami
--NFL
--Visit www.jointheteam.com

In a commercial during this show, why was it funny that a woman told her husband to "drive safely" on his way to pick up a video?
--He only had to back up in his driveway to the mailbox
--Blockbuster.com
--Get unlimited rentals and two free in-store rentals for $14.99 a month


In a commercial during this show, what did TVs in different places, such as a store window, a living room, a kitchen, a bar, and an empty school classroom, do as an announcer discussed a satellite?
--Changed position and location to face the sky
--DirecTV
--NOT Clearest picture no matter where you are

In a commercial during this show, how did a man in a football stadium test the service on his cell phone as an announcer discussed a large network?
--Stood up and sat down in every seat
--Verizon Wireless
--Works hard to make service reliable

In a commercial during this show, what did several well-dressed people at a party, such as a woman admiring a sculpture, do as techno music played before a man crashed into an aquarium tank?
--Took digital pictures
--RadioShack
--Samsung Camera Phone for $49.99

In a commercial during this show, what did a slice of pizza do after standing up out of a box while a family was seen eating together and an announcer discussed a deal?
--Flipped into dipping sauce
--Pizza Hut
--Only $9.99 for one topping

In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a black suit, who at one point sat in a leather chair, say you could do to enter a special competition?
--NOT Come up with a three-word slogan
--NOT Compose a four-line jingle

In a commercial during this show, what was an SUV, which was also seen driving over rugged terrain, do indoors?
--Training" on test machine for off-road driving
--Hummer
--Rigorously tested for off-road durability

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do that another man with whom he was ice fishing found very strange?
--Stripped down to his boxers
--Subway
--Will warm you up when it's cold

In a commercial during this show, what happened as an announcer discussed a new menu item that had a taste that was "delicious inside and out" before a man took a bite of the item?
--Ingredients were shown close-up
--Taco Bell
--Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuft Burrito

In a commercial during this show, what happened after a skateboard sped down a sidewalk, a fire truck made a U-turn, and a commercial airplane landed on a runway?
--SUVs weaved around car course
--NOT Jeep Liberty

In a commercial during this show, what was so unusual about a cell phone conversation among two teenagers that their parents stared at them in confusion?
--Talked into imaginary cell phones in their hands
--Verizon Wireless
--Your family can make unlimited calls to each other or any Verizon Wireless user in coverage area

In a commercial during this show, what did a man, who had said that he never missed anything "vital" when his cell phone connection cut out, end up doing on a stormy night because he had trouble hearing his wife over a cell phone?
--Giving a ride to "creepy" hitchhiker wearing hockey mask
--Verizon Wireless
--Fewest dropped calls of any national carrier

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer make a comparison to while discussing a financial company as white words appeared around a faucet?
--Preparing for expla... surgery
--?

In a commercial during this show, what did a chimpanzee do while screeching loudly and shaking its head as it walked around its zoo enclosure?
--Held banana up to ear
--Verizon Wireless
--NOT Always free to call any other Verizon Wireless customer

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a boy who traveled through different rooms, including a hospital room and a crowded bar, which all had TVs playing in them?
--Grew from boy to man to senior citizen
--DirecTV
--NOT Clearest picture no matter where you are

In a commercial during this show, what did a girl inadvertently do to a snowman that a group of children, who had teased her and told her to "get lost," had just built?
--Melted it down to a stump
--?

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer do as a truck enveloped in dirt maneuvered through bumpy, wet, and muddy terrain before a man emerged from the truck and wiped off the grill?
--NOT Listed available interior features
--NOT Described power steering

In a commercial during this show, what were two men doing when a third man entered the room and dropped a bag of enchiladas on a table?
--Looking at baseball cards
--NOT Subway

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss as a man on an "extreme outback survival weekend" with his three friends caught a fish?
--Purchasing items with credit card
--NOT American Express

In a commercial during this show, what did a black truck do off road while "fact" and "more torque" appeared in black against a white background as an announcer made comparisons to another truck?
--Towed car out of mud
--Chevy Silverado Heavy Duty
--NOT Largest load capacity in its class

In a commercial during this show, what were two families doing as the members of one had "fun" by singing to themselves while the other used electronics to amuse themselves?
--NOT Doing tedious chores
--NOT Sitting in airports

In a commercial during this show, what did various people, such as a man with "twin" cars, a couple outside a restaurant, and a man with a teenage son who got "good grades," all discuss in their "true stories"?
--Saving money with insurance discounts
--State Farm
--NOT Offers rates up to 9% lower than the competition

In a commercial during this show, what did football players do while fans cheered, a blimp flew overhead, and an announcer discussed purchasing tickets?
--NOT Chanted, "Here it comes!"
--NOT Yelled, "You're going down!"

[littlel]

Thanks dmhile!

In a commercial during this show, what did various people do as an announcer discussed how forty million people trusted a certain company with their auto insurance?
Entered their cars and closed doors
State Farm
Has more customers than its three closest competitors combined

In a commercial during this show, what did a little boy in a peewee sports league do that his dad saw, after lying in bed and staring at a star-covered ceiling?
Scored the winning touchdown
Walt Disney World
Is a place where dreams come true

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer make a comparison to while discussing a financial company as white words appeared around a faucet?
Preparing for "exploratory surgery"
Janus Capital Group
Conducts thorough evaluation before making investments

In a commercial during this show, what was the reason the father of two young sons, who was seen driving around with them in an SUV, gave for buying that particular SUV?
Liked to go "cruising" around town
Saturn Vue Red Line
Receive 0% APR for five years

[Janfz]

Thanks

Q2

What did Brett Favre say players sometimes want to do to him after a great play?
--NOT Give him hug
--NOT Slap him five
* Kiss him

In a commercial during this show, what were two men doing when a third man entered the room and dropped a bag of enchiladas on a table?
--Looking at baseball cards
--NOT Subway
* Taco Bell
* Grilled chicken burrito (something like that, forgot to copy it)

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what happened in a meadow surrounded by foothills while serene music played and "good ideas" were discussed?
Shells of vehicles flew through the air and crashed
GMC
Profesional grade

[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this show, what did several well-dressed people at a party, such as a woman admiring a sculpture, do as electronic music played before a man crashed into an aquarium tank?
Took digital pictures
RadioShack
Samsung Video Phone for $39.99

[fireman]

Thanks!

1st hour:

What did Brian Dawkins say about Terrell Owens's impact on the team?
Made winning look easy

What did Fuzzy Zoeller say was the reason Royce Clayton didn't need to use a tee on his shot attempt?
Was talented

What did James Brown say NFL volunteers did every year in low-income areas?
NOT Built playgrounds

Kickoff Show:

What did Cris Collinsworth say about the Patriots if they were to win the Super Bowl?
Would be considered dynasty
Ford

What was one thing Michael Douglas did during the pregame ceremony?
Showed troops

What did Donovan McNabb reportedly say he needed to do to prevent his excitement from getting the best of him?
Slow his mind down

What did Tedy Bruschi do to Tyler Callahan prior to the coin toss?
Rubbed his head

What did Donovan McNabb do to Tyler Callahan after the Eagles won the toss?
Walked over to slap him five

In a commercial during this show, what was so unusual about a french fry that a man got while eating out with his wife that he became famous around town, making a crossing guard jealous and causing women to approach him?
It looked like Abe Lincoln
McDonald's
NOT Ebay

In a commercial during this show, what did a girl inadvertently do to a snowman that a group of children, who had teased her and told her to "get lost," had just built?
Melted it down to a skinny stump
NOT McDonalds
Bet it's Subway

In a commercial during this show, what were some of the "magical" things that happened to a car as it drove around and a rhyming, Dr. Suess-like poem about its features was recited?
Lawn flamingos flew after it and streetlights rained water on it
NOT Hyundai Sonata

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss as a man on an "extreme outback survival weekend" with his three friends caught a fish?
Purchasing items with credit card
NOT American Express
NOT Visa

In a commercial during this show, what did a gang of tough motorcycle riders, who had intimidated a vacationing family on the open road, do when they pulled into a restaurant parking lot full of black pickup trucks?
Got scared and decided to go somewhere else
Ford
Will help you look "tough" too

In a commercial during this show, what was a business team in Chicago trying unsuccessfully to do when a man presented them with the technology needed to simplify their effort?
Videoconference with colleagues in Tokyo
NOT IBM e-business

In a commercial during this show, what was so unusual about a french fry that a man got while eating out with his wife that he became famous around town, making a crossing guard jealous and causing women to approach him?
It looked like Abe Lincoln
McDonald's
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