Thread: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 12/19

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What did Ace do after spraying the poachers with a skunk?
*Blew on the skunk like a gun

What did the chief do that resulted in Ace sending him from the sacred hut?
*Bowed to "Chicago"

What excuse did Ace give for hesitating to enter the bat cave?
*Might fall into precipice

What did Ace say the first time he finished "parking" the car in front of the embassy?
*"Like a glove."

What did Ace imitate on the plane leaving the ashram?
*Canadian Moose during mating season

What sign of affection did Ace learn?
*The spit in the face

How did Ace describe the interior of the sacred hut?
*"Auspiciously disheveled"

How did the bat thief get past the guard?
*Snuck past while he was asleep

What did Ace say to the security chief who dragged him out of the embassy?
*"Who are you, HR Shoveandstuff?"

What did the virgin princess say about the missionaries?
*"They came with books."

What did Ace say when he saw Burton Quinn while inside the mechanical rhino?
*"I had a dog and his name was Bingo."

What did Ace consider too much?
*Three poison darts

In a commercial during this show, what was a tattooed man cooking in a kitchen trying to figure out when he contacted his diverse group of celebrity friends for advice?
--How much a pat of butter was
--NOT Sprint PCS Vision

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a couple unwrapped presents in front of a tree, an announcer discussed electronics, and holiday music played?
--Gift boxes floated against blue background
--NOT Home Depot


In a commercial during this show, what happened as multiple images of a blue car driving through empty city streets were shown?
--Words appeared on black background
--NOT Chrysler Pacifica

In a movie commercial during this show, what did Michael Keaton do that caused him more trouble than he intended?
*Contacted the dead
*"White Noise"

In a commercial during this show, what did a man, who stood with his family in a mall during the holidays, instruct his wife and teenage children to do before realizing that none of them had the necessary cell phones?
*Call one another in phone chain after shopping
*Verizon Wireless
*Your family can make unlimited calls to each other or any Verizon Wireless user in coverage area

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a couple unwrapped presents in front of a tree, an announcer discussed electronics, and holiday music played?
Gift boxes floated against blue background
Lowe's
Take advantage of unique gifts ideas

In a commercial during this show, what happened while a family in a minivan were seen at a fast-food drive-through and an announcer discussed variety?
*Flavored drinks were shown
*Sonic
*Has all your favorite drink flavors

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do to a red car parked in a driveway with his friend and a child after getting off a motorcycle as an identical red car sped and skidded across asphalt?
Tested out it's features
Dodge Magnum SXT
Receive 1,000 holiday bonus cash

In a commercial during this show, what was a tattooed man cooking in a kitchen trying to figure out when he contacted his diverse group of celebrity friends for advice?
*How much a pat of butter was
*T-Mobile Sidekick II
*Has IM, phone, Web, and more

In a black-and-white commercial during this show, what did a man in a cowboy hat do after watching three horses run by and jumping over a fence?
Joined woman in dark dress under tree
Stetson Cologne for Men by Coty
Makes men ruggedly attractive

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a deep-voiced announcer said, "Hey," offered a piece of advice, and said that "You're holding the steering wheel"?
Flames ignited, blazed, and broiled hamburger
Burger King
Food is fire-grilled instead of fried

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a blonde man in a red and black uniform discussed being the "fastest" while rock music played?
*Remote control toy drove through backyard
*RadioShack
NOT> RC Petersen's 4Wheel & Off-Road Chevrolet Avalanche

Thanks !!

In a DVD commercial during this show, what did a girl who lived in the desert and had courage that "could not be broken" do despite an elder advising her against it?
Trained a wild horse for a race
Young Black Stallion