Thread: Seinfield 12/17/04 6:00 EST

What did Jerry say people should do during his stand-up routine?

Learn how to properly shake hands


What did Jerry say about Aaron when he told his parents about him?

Was a "close-talker"


In a movie commercial during this show, what character did Jim Carrey play, as he engaged in hijinks with several children in a strange-looking world?

Creepy, balding, hook-nosed man
"Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events"

What did George see Jerry's parents doing with Aaron and Elaine?

NOT* Coming out of an art museum

What did George say was cool about going bald?

Aliens would relate to him

What did George do when Frank complained about the pepper in the sauce?

Cleaned apple on shirt

Why did Frank say he wanted to move?

NOT*Saw crack forming across ceiling

What did Kramer do when he saw Helen?

NOT* Commented on alligator pattern of purse

In a commercial during this show, who said "tell me you love me," "dazzle me," and "tell me there's no other woman in the world like me"?

Women modeling sexy lingerie in interestingly lit spaces
Victoria Sercet
NOt* Will be affordable yet classy

What was Elaine doing as she talked to Aaron about spending time with Jerry's parents?

Flipping through magazine

In a commercial during this show, who appeared in the pantry of a woman preparing to cook in her kitchen?

NOT* Santas giving out wrapped items from large sacks