NFL: NY Giants @ Washington 12/5

[fireman]

Q1: 2000 pts
What did Bill Maas say before the game that he expected the Redskins to do?
Hammer Giants defense

What was the reason that Chris Snee was not able to play in the game?
Had gland problem

What did Bill Maas say about Eli Manning after he was sacked for the first time?
Was sacked five times last week

What did Clinton Portis do on his first touchdown of the game?
Dove into end zone

What did Clinton Portis do on the Redskins' first possession that Bill Maas said he was impressed by?
Made several cutbacks

What did Bill Maas say about the Redskins blitz?
Was "nightmare for any quarterback"

What did Bill Maas say Coach Gibbs was doing with his team?
NOT Mixing up running game
NOT Keeping players off injured roster

Q2: 2000+ pts
What did Bill Maas say the Redskins did that made them so effective?
Shut everything down

What did Bill Maas say about the Redskins after Clinton Portis ran the ball on their first possession?
Looked better than they had all year

What did Sam Rosen say about Jeremy Shockey after his first catch of the quarter?
Has had up-and-down season

What did Sam Rosen say Kevin Lewis would have done if he didn't play professional football?
Become attorney

What did Jeff Feagles do on his fourth punt of the game?
Got blocked

What did Patrick Ramsey do on the Redskins' second touchdown of the game?
Threw shuffle pass

What was Phillip Daniels shown doing on the sidelines after the Giants punted on their second possession?
NOT Throwing water bottle to ground
NOT Laughing with other teammates

HT: 700 pts

What did James Brown say when the score for the Redskins-Giants game was shown?
Asked if there was a misprint

What did Terry Bradshaw say about his nephew?
Graduated from Texas A&M

What did Howie Long say about the Redskins?
Were "impossible to deal with"

What did James Brown say about Peyton Manning?
"Is there a better quarterback?"

Q3: 2000+ pts

What significance did this game have for Robert Royal?
Made first professional touchdown reception

What happened to Laveranues Coles after his big "leap catch"?
Sustained minor leg cramp

What did Will Peterson do to disrupt Laveranues Coles's reception?
Knocked ball out of air

What did a commentator say was an indication of the Redskins' confidence after a "leap catch" by Clinton Portis?
Caught balls that normally would've been dropped

What did Derrick Ward do to put the Giants on the board?
Ran back ninety-two yard punt return

What happened to John Hall's forty-six yard field goal?
Hooked to right

What did the Redskins do that negated an apparent touchdown?
NOT Ran out of time on the clock
NOT Stepped out of bounds on one-yard line

Q4: 2000 pts

What did a commentator note about the Giants' offensive output right before Amani Toomer caught a forty-yard pass?
Hadn't run the length of the field yet

What did Chris Cooley do after scoring his second touchdown?
Fell down next to bench

How did Bill Maas say the Redskins played the Giants differently than they had in their last meeting?
Had less turnovers

What was unique about several Giants' uniforms?
Sported game plans on wristbands

What did Rod Gardner reportedly say about receiving passes from Patrick Ramsey?
Preferred right-handed quarterback

What did Chris Cooley say "old women and five year olds in Philly" did when he was there?
Made obscene gestures at him

What were Patrick Ramsey and Dan Marino reported to have in common?
Threw more touchdowns than interceptions

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[fireman]

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In a commercial during this show, what were two shiny red sports cars that shared a "healthy sibling relationship" doing when one got pulled over by the police?
Racing down mountain road
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In a commercial during this show, what did a man talking into a silver microphone standing on a street corner with a line of people behind him say caused him to prefer one beer over another?
Took a taste test
Miller Genuine Draft
Has more flavor

In a commercial during this show, what did a spaceship carrying various football players in futuristic costumes do as it flew through space?
Avoided hitting asteroids
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In a commercial during this show, what happened as an announcer discussed a deal on a menu item that was seen from different angles as a family of three sat around dinner table?
Pizza was shown close up while being sliced
Pizza Hut
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In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss as family members were seen hanging from tree branches, playing with a dog, and bouncing on a trampoline as "I Feel Good" played?
Refinancing your debt
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In a commercial during this show, what was unique about an SUV that raced down a curvy road?
Made no sound before it stopped and the driver said, "Wow!"
Cadillac SRX
Powerful engine

In an advertisement during this program, where did recording artist Patricia Manterola sing, dance, and sip a soft drink?
Train station
Dr Pepper
Be yourself

In a commercial during this show, what did a group of football fans do while they tailgated in the parking lot of an arena before a game?
Ate bowls of chili
Campbell's Chunky Chili
It will warm you up

In a commercial during this show, what caused a man embarrassment after he polished a spot on a car, spoke about its features to a woman who admired it, and posed for a picture with several people in front of it?
Another man entered the car
Ford Five Hundred
Has command seating and all wheel drive

In a commercial during this show, what did two men in orange vests and hard hats working in cherry pickers on power lines do after football players kicked goals?
Held hands in air
SBC
Manages communication so you can watch football

In a commercial during this show, what did a black pickup truck do while hauling a trailer at a test site and through the rain on a winding mountain road?
Came to a stop
Ford Super Duty
Comes equipped with first-ever, factory-installed, integrated trailer-brake controller

In a commercial during this show, what did men and women dressed in business attire do eagerly after stepping onboard an airplane and seeing an unusual sight?
Tore wrapping paper off of their seats
Southwest Airlines
Offers leather seats and roomier cabins

In a commercial during this show, how did the driver of a red truck who had purchased a motorcycle on impulse calm down his furious wife who had expected him to buy a piece of furniture for the bedroom?
Revealed piece of furniture in backseat of truck
Dodge Dakota
Has the only V-8 in its class and the most overall interior room

In a commercial during this show, what was said to "matter" as a man took children camping, a man taught children how to play Ping-Pong, and people worked together to build a house?
Giving back to a community
United Way
NFL

In a commercial during this show, what happened in the ocean, in a warehouse, by a satellite in outer space, in a tunnel, and in a city?
Brown squares moved around
UPS
Helps to synchronize companies

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a woman's computer, video camera, TV, and entire apartment before she answered a call on a cell phone?
Folded themselves up into phone
Cingular Wireless
Motorola Razr

In a commercial during this show, what did a salesman have a variety of people do on a car lot in order to find the right car for them while holiday music played?
Experience interior of cars
Volkswagen
Get a 2005 Touareg V6 for $439 a month

In a commercial suring this show, what did a woman in a pink bathrobe do after green lights pulsed on a black background and a razor was shown?
Put razor in hanging stocking
Gillette M3Power
Gives best shave

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss while football players repeated the phrase, "Not in our house" as fans cheered and a blimp flew overhead?
NOT Getting refreshments
NOT Owning team jerseys

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a car drove down a country road during a storm before an announcer introduced a new model of car?
NOT Car flew over canyon created by sudden earthquake

[jatan]

Q1

In a commercial during this show, what happened as three hip, young men went to parties, stayed out late, and ate a breakfast sandwich at home?
Graffiti and letters appeared
McDonald's
McGriddles

In a commercial during this show, what did a cartoon letter "I" do when it appeared in white on a blue background as part of a company logo?
Performed gymnastics bar routine
AIG
Has more than $700 billion in assets

Q2

In a commercial during this show, what was a man doing in a bar when he received a penalty from a referee for delivering inferior beer?
Flirting with women
Miller Lite
More taste fewer carbs

In a commercial during this show, what did a blonde, muscular man do as he said things like "my equipment," "my base camp," and "my favorite part, the descent"?
Surfed in unconventional ways
American Express
Those who define success in their own way

In a black-and-white commercial during this show, what did an announcer compare a wristwatch to while a man was seen wearing a uniform?
Daytona 500 champion driving around track
Citizen Eco-Drive
Fueled by light and doesn't require battery

Q3

In a commercial during this show, what did two men do after answering the door to a man wearing a hat and a blue shirt as an announcer discussed a new kind of pizza?
Repeated phrases
Domino
Get second medium for $5 more

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss while football players repeated the phrase, "Not in our house" as fans cheered and a blimp flew overhead?
Purchasing tickets
Visa
Only card that is accepted

Q4

In a commercial during this show, what did a sports commentator and a football player wearing a red jersey do while preparing for a TV interview in the middle of a stadium?
Argued about where to stand
Budweiser
Is a true beer

[exferryguy]

HT: In a commercial during this show, what did eleven football players who were living together in one house for one season do in their yard as a meter man went about his business?
Picked teams
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Just like what professional players wear

[exferryguy]

Q1: In a commercial during this show, what happened after a man brought a silver car out of a barn and parked it at the starting line on a racetrack in the middle of a cornfield?
Man emerged from corn to drive car
Ford Mustang
Is legendary

[exferryguy]

Q2: In a commercial during this show, what did two parents sitting in their yard, a man in a suit on a sidewalk, and two teenage boys say about a teenage girl who had just received her driver's license?
Was in two accidents in parking lot
State Farm
Treats you with care when you need help

[zpyb12]

In a commercial during this show, what did three young children do as their father presented their mother with a diamond necklace for the holidays?
Spied from staircase
Kay Jewelers
Comes with free photo gift box

[Janfz]

Thanks

Q1

What did Bill Maas say Coach Gibbs was doing with his team?
NOT Mixing up running game
NOT Keeping players off injured roster
* Trying to find fit for everyone

Q2

What was Phillip Daniels shown doing on the sidelines after the Giants punted on their second possession?
NOT Throwing water bottle to ground
NOT Laughing with other teammates
* Holding hand to stomach

Q3

What did the Redskins do that negated an apparent touchdown?
NOT Ran out of time on the clock
NOT Stepped out of bounds on one-yard line
* Got penalized for holding

[exferryguy]

Q3: In a commercial during this show, what did a machine do after a man peered inside it, its knobs and dials were shown, and an announcer discussed "the whoosh"?
Spit fire and cooked burger
Burger King
Five decades of flame grilling

[exferryguy]

Q4: In a commercial during this show, what did a man do for a woman in front of people sitting on the steps in front of a city building including the woman's parents?
Asked her to marry him again
ADiamondIsForever.com
Offers them piece of "eternity"

[gibber]

In a commercial during this show, what happened as race cars sped around a track and a man wearing sunglasses posed against a race car?
Jeans appeared against a red background
Wrangler
Offer new styles and fabrics