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    Talking NASCAR Ford 300 (Second Half) 11/20 2:30 4200+ pts.

    What did Greg Biffle's team do during a long pit stop on lap 137?
    *Fixed broken fender

    What Ron Hornaday do that a reporter believed was a sign his Busch Series career wasn't over?
    *Signed up for race in Mexico

    What did a commentator say was the reason Aaron Fike rolled into pit road on lap 132?
    *Turned engine off to avoid fire

    What did a reporter say was the problem with Shane Hmiel's radio?
    *Button fell out

    What happened to Justin Labonte as he tried to get on pit road during lap 137?
    *Spun onto grass

    What did a reporter say Reed Sorenson was doing that indicated he simply wanted to finish the race?
    *Driving in lower gear

    What did a commentator say Ashton Lewis Jr.'s father planned to do?
    *Close family racing business

    What did a commentator say he thought had caused Mike Bliss to crash?
    *Tim Fedewa hit him in back

    What did a commentator joke was going through Wally Dallenbach's mind as he pitted on lap 157?
    *"Just gimme a drink of water!"

    What did a reporter say was Matt Kenseth's "big issue"?
    *Dealing with loose tires

    What did a reporter liken racing to after speaking with Rick Viers?
    *"Arguing over real estate"

    What happened to Greg Biffle after he bumped the wall?
    *Fell seventeen spots

    What did a commentator say that Matt Kenseth did during the "Brilliant Move Of The Race" segment?
    *"Eliminated ten cars from the lead lap"
    *Zales

    What did a commentator say was the reason Kevin Harvick stayed in the lead during the "Pit Summary"?
    *Other drivers chose not to pit
    *Aaron's

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    Cool Re: NASCAR Ford 300 (Second Half) 11/20 2:30 4200+ pts.

    COMMERCIALS:

    In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer do as a man's hands were seen installing extra pipes and a third faucet to a white sink?
    *Equated masculinity with having beer on tap at home
    *Miller High Life
    *It's manly

    In a commercial during this show, what was a man with a crew cut doing when he spilled the beer he was drinking and caused a "happy accident"?
    *Shining his shoes
    *Miller High Life
    *Appreciated in many ways

    In a commercial during this show, what did a robotic female voice describe as close-ups of a nozzle revolved around?
    *Cleaning agent
    *Mr. Clean AutoDry Carwash
    *Leaves spot-free shine

    In a commercial during this show, what did two men wearing similar white tee-shirts with black ringers do while one man relaxed on the couch before being urged to go upstairs?
    *Discussed ways to heat house
    *UsePropane.com
    *Warms faster and longer than electricity

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    Smile Re: NASCAR Ford 300 (Second Half) 11/20 2:30 4200+ pts.

    In a commercial during this show, what did people do after canoeing down a river to a campsite?
    Relaxed around fire
    Busch
    Unlike any other beer

    In a commercial during this show, what did a Little League base path have in common with a wedding center aisle, a country lane, a dock on a lake, and a road in canyon country with cars and trucks on it?
    Broken yellow highway line
    Ford
    Six all-new models this fall

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man do at a restaurant after a woman told him over the phone to get her "whatever," expecting him to know what she liked?
    Brought one of every item on value menu
    McDonald's
    Has lots of items for only $1 / "National Treasure"

    In a commercial during this show, what did the hole that a saw cut out of a white background become?
    Candy
    Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
    White chocolate
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    Re: NASCAR Ford 300 (Second Half) 11/20 2:30 4200+ pts.

    In a commercial during this show, what did a race car driver do against a black background before a red car sped down a rural road?
    Recited rhyming poem
    Ford GT
    Inspired by racing

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