Thread: NFL: Cleveland @ Dallas Q1/Q2/HT/Q3/Q4 9/19

Q1

What did Phil Simms say about Courtney Brown's career?
--Was hampered by multiple injuries he'd sustained


What did Jim Nantz say about the Cowboys' three off-season offensive pickups?
--All played part in flea-flicker


What did Phil Simms say about William Green's playing in today's game?
--Was opportunity to show why he should be running back


What did Coach Parcells say in response to Roy Williams's performance last week?
--Had to get involved in game


What did Phil Simms say that Jason Witten didn't know when he was drafted?
--NOT Was going to also be punt returner
--NOT Had to play for team that ignored his position


What did Jim Nantz say about the Cowboy defense last weekend?
--Got torched


What did Phil Simms say about the Cowboys' ability to pick up the blitz?
--NOT Always seemed "off-guard"
--NOT Couldn't make teams fall for it




Q2


What did Phil Simms say about Kellen Winslow's play in the game?
--Had been wide open three times without catch


What did Phil Simms say about Jeff Garcia's game-time mind set?
--NOT Focused too much energy on option play


What did Phil Simms say about the shape Vinny Testaverde was in?
--Was one of best "physical specimens" to play game


What did Phil Simms say about teams playing against Vinny Testaverde?
--Couldn't crowd line of scrimmage


What did Jim Nantz say about the words exchanged between Coach Parcells and Keyshawn Johnson?
--Had "a little lip-reading time" between them


What did Phil Simms say about the Browns' receivers?
--Could all run down field and get open



What did Phil Simms say about the Cowboys' defense on third-down plays?
--NOT Didn't have strength to blitz up middle
--NOT Was tougher than any team in league


HT


What did Peyton Manning comment about the Colts' win today?
--NOT Featured some of younger talent on team
--NOT Reminded him why he was quarterback


What did Boomer Esiason say about Curtis Martin's play so far this season?
--Wanted to know what he was eating and drinking


What did Dan Marino say about Coach Parcells' playmaking?
--Pulled out all the tricks


What did Shannon Sharpe say Michael Vick did in his game?
--NOT Showed other team "world of pain"



Q3


What did Phil Simms say Antonio Bryant did well during a reception?
--NOT Was aware of defenders


What did Phil Simms say the Cowboys did to show the diversity of their offense?
--Used a lot of trick plays


What did Phil Simms say about Antonio Bryant's scuffle with Coach Parcells?
--Made him better player


What did Phil Simms say was the reason Dat Nguyen was able to intercept a pass?
--Had no one to cover


What did Phil Simms say a good tight end could do?
--Lure defenders away from receivers


What did Jim Nantz say about Pat Tillman's sacrifice in the line of duty?
--Defined the word hero


What did Phil Simms say Antonio Bryant did well during a reception?
--NOT Stayed in front of pass
--NOT Was aware of defenders


Q4

What did Jim Nantz say about Jeff Garcia's performance?
--Was having tough time


What did Jim Nantz say about Jason Witten's performance?
--Was having career day


What did Phil Simms say Ben Coates had done with Jason Witten?
--Showed him tight end "tricks"


What did Phil Simms say had caused Vinny Testaverde to throw an intercepted pass?
--Made terrible decision


What did Jason Witten reportedly say he didn't realize about Coach Parcells?
--Was great tight end coach


What did Phil Simms say about the Browns' ineffective offense?
--Didn't have many chances to score




In a movie commercial during this show, what was Julianne Moore desperate to prove the existence of?
--Her young son
--The Forgotten


In a commercial during this show, what happened after a man told his friends at a sporting event about a body double he hired to fool his girlfriend?
--Girlfriend flirted with body double
--NOT Miller Lite


In a commercial during this show, where did singers LeAnn Rimes and Reba McEntire go in a convertible?
--Gas station
--Dr Pepper
--Be You


In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing glasses and a brown shirt do while standing next to a table with a sandwich on it?
--Talked about healthy eating choices
--Subway
--Less fat than McDonald's Big Mac



In a commercial during this show, what did a referee do after preventing a couple on a remote tropical beach from drinking an inferior beer?
--Flirted with woman
--NOT Bud Light


In a commercial during this show, what did a black pickup truck do while hauling a trailer at a test site and through the rain on a winding mountain road?
--Came to a stop
--Ford Super Duty
--Comes equipped with first-ever, factory-installed, integrated trailer-brake controller


In a commercial during this show, who did a man wearing a black vest and holding a clipboard pester with questions?
--Race car driver and pit crew member
--NOT BFGoodrich
--NOT Midas


In a commercial during this show, what did a man and woman see their neighbor doing that led them to believe "he went nocturnal"?
--Roaming neighborhood in the dark
--T-Mobile
--Get 1,000 Whenever Minutes for $39.99


In a commercial during this show, what did hip, young people do as their silhouettes appeared against blue, purple, green, and orange backgrounds?
--Danced in individual styles to rap music
--NOT America Online Sessions@AOL


In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a yellow raincoat and shorts who carried a bag do as he walked through a suburban neighborhood during a bad storm?
--Delivered letters
--Energizer
--They keep going


In a commercial during this show, what did a man test-driving a silver car refuse to do?
--Exit highway
--Volkswagen Jetta
--Makes you love to drive


In a commercial during this show, what happened to a man who gave his daughters new cell phones and was then overshadowed by his hipper wife?
--Got left out of family hug
--Verizon Wireless
--Your family can call each other or any Verizon Wireless user for free without using your plan minutes


In a commercial during this show, what happened in between scenes of snowy mountains and bottled beer being poured into a mug as an announcer discussed beer brewing techniques?
--Bottles ran down assembly line
--NOT Bud Light


in a commercial during this show, why did various people wearing soccer uniforms stand on a dark field and repeatedly say, "Thank you"?
--Saluted their Olympic role model
--Gatorade
--Helps you find your athletic ability