Last Comic Standing 7/29 9:00PM 4100+pts

[Passions27]

What did Todd say he did when he lost?
*Punched his cat

What reason did Bonnie give for being a "messed up" child?
*Came from interfaith household

What did Jay repeatedly do throughout his routine?
*Apologized to audience

What did Corey say he realized while watching his act on TV?
*How sexy he was

What did Corey say his family did instead of buying a Christmas tree?
*Put green blanket over coatrack

What did Bonnie say was the only thing that mattered after she was eliminated?
*She thought she was funny

What did Bonnie say she would be forced to do if she had a baby?
*Move bong to the bathroom

What did Jay say he did with a cigarette patch?
*Put it over his eye

What did Ant say made being on the show worthwhile?
*Father said he was proud

What did Jay say he did on the way to the show out of boredom?
*Hugged the road

What did Jay Mohr say he wished Martha Stewart would do while in jail?
*Perform community service

What did Todd do to Jay Mohr after he was eliminated?
*Hugged his foot

What did Corey Holcomb say he would do if he had a rich girlfriend?
*Be the best boyfriend ever

What internet company's logo was visible on the screen as Corey Holcomb said he would be the best boyfriend if he had a rich girlfriend?
*NetZero


Commercials

What was the title of a new TV show, advertised during this program, in which Blair Underwood and Heather Locklear shared the same place of employment?
*"LAX"
*Mondays

What was the title of a new TV show, advertised during this program, about a family of cartoon animals living in Las Vegas?
*"Father of the Pride"
*Tuesdays

In a movie commercial during this show, what happened to a priest exploring an excavation site in a foreign land?
Encountered evil entity
"Exorcist: The Beginning"

In a movie commercial during this show, what did Tom Cruise do as Jamie Foxx drove him around in a taxi?
*Killed people
*"Collateral"

In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing sunglasses do while driving a car with an animal in the passenger seat?
*Listened to music and bobbed head
*GEICO
*Trusted by 8 million people and saves you 15% or more

In a commercial during this show, what did a man at a zoo do while a little boy eating an ice cream cone watched him?
*Jumped into a gorilla pen
*T-Mobile
*1,000 Whenever Minutes for $39.99

In a commercial during this show what did children and teenagers do against a background of lined notebook paper and a red chalkboard with math problems on it?
*Played with school supplies
*Target
*Sells back to school supplies

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[littlel]

Thanks Passions27!


In a commercial during this show, what did four young people, ranging in age from children to teenagers, do outdoors as a sale was discussed?
Ran by school bus
Kohl's
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In a commercial during this show, what did a fleet of cars do as an announcer discussed "soul"?
Traveled through desert
Mazda
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[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what happened after a man and a boy seated in chairs in the desert bit into candy bars and an earthquake occurred?
Ocean appeared in front of them
Nestl Crunch
Great taste will shock you

In a commercial during this show, what did four young people, ranging in age from children to teenagers, do outdoors as a sale was discussed?
Ran by school bus
Kohl's
Every jean on sale

[chicodog]

Thanks !!

In a commercial during this show, what were three young men doing in a backyard when an uninvited man joined in?
Eating pizza
Domino's
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In a commercial during this show, what did a man's friends tease him for doing in a restaurant after the waitress came to their table?
Always ordering the same thing
Olive Garden
Shrimp & Crab Ravioli and 3 Meat Ravioli

In a commercial during this show, what else happened as a championship swimmer used a cell phone and skaters raced around an ice rink?
Photos of the skaters were shown
Sprint PCS
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[gar123]

In a commercial during this show, what did a man claiming to be a doctor do in front of an audience in between scenes of him hugging an animal and playing the cello?
? Talked about diet program
NOT~Discussed skin moisturizing method
? Unveiled cure for bad breath
? Introduced line of comfortable footwear

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a "winning streak" was discussed and a car was pictured up-close on a white background?
*Car drove on open road
*Hyundai
*Has ten-year, 100,000-mile warranty

[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a brunette wearing a pink jacket and black eyeglasses walked down the street and discussed how she was treated in retail stores?
Swarm of bees followed her
LensCrafters
Take $100 off all glasses

[daisy]

In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, what was Viggo Mortensen challenged to do?
*Race across desert on horseback
*"Hidalgo"

[crishe]

In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing army gear and a light strapped to his head do while in the ducts and vents of an office building?
Dropped food onto people's desks
Wendy's
Homestyle Chicken Strips

[quiggley]

In a commercial during this show, what did a young girl sitting at a kitchen counter do after her father prepared a sandwich for her?
---Discussed nutritional value of cheese
---Kraft Singles
---Have double the calcium of leading brands