Last Stand at Saber River 7/2 10 pm 3900-4400 pts

[fireman]

What had Paul Cable never done?
Read a book

What did Paul Cable yell for Clare Cable to do when he was rescuing her?
Jump off moving wagon

What did Paul Cable do to Austin Dodd?
Allowed him to go free

What was Davis Cable doing in the cabin?
Learning to read the Bible

What happened to Paul Cable during the war?
Got shot in rear end

What did James Sanford say he considered his duty?
Looking after the Cable family

How did Paul Cable propose to Martha Cable in her dream?
Invited her to herd horses

What did Paul Cable say he didn't want to do?
Live with a woman who didn't like him

What happened to the Cable's covered wagon?
Knocked over by stampede

How did Paul Cable respond when Luz said she though he was dead?
"No, just a little tired"

What happened at Fort Pillow, Tennessee?
Unarmed soldiers were slaughtered.

What did Martha Cable do with the money from Paul Cable's cattle?
Hid it in bedroom


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Army of futuristic robots
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In a movie commercial during this show, who was Halle Berry?
Masked superhero
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In a movie commercial during this show, in what unusual place did Tom Hanks live?
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In a commercial during this show, what home improvement chore did a couple complete as a blues song played?
Painted walls
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In a commercial during this program, what did young and old couples do while children chose from plates and trays laden with cupcakes and cookies?
Hugged and kissed
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Jumped into a hot spring
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In a commercial during this show, who did two rolls of paper towels watch and comment on as they sat on a park bench?
Man and woman in love
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In an advertisement during this program, what did a grim-faced man do in his backyard?
Sprayed weeds
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In an advertisement during this program, who were described as "superheroes" and shown performing amazing feats?
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Silver cars sped through city streets
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Frog hopping down hallway
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In a commercial during this show, what did a woman in a wet bathing suit do while the song "Hot Stuff" played?
NOT Floated in swimming pool
NOT Applied sunscreen
Wrapped herself in towel
Lounged on sandy beach

In a commercial during this show, what did two men in a split-screen do as an announcer asked if you "want peace of mind"?
NOT Ate their lunch
Spoke on the phone
Shaved in the bathroom
Walked their dogs

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[jatan]

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Examined car
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Dirt
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Coworker was dressed as a large beverage gave him a file
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[rozncole]

In a commercial during this show, what did two men in a split-screen do as an announcer asked if you "want peace of mind"?
NOT Ate their lunch
Spoke on the phone
Shaved in the bathroom
Walked their dogs

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Object the truck was towing
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[lucim]

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Lint
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In a commercial during this show, what did a short-haired woman open a bag of and eat?
Chips
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Originally Posted by fireman
In a commercial during this show, what did two men in a split-screen do as an announcer asked if you "want peace of mind"?
NOT Ate their lunch
Spoke on the phone
Shaved in the bathroom
Walked their dogs

NOT...Shaved in the bathroom
Spoke on the phone
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[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this show, what caused a man to scream after he and a woman went into a private room at a party?


Tasted beer Samuel Adams Light

[anarchist]

In a commercial during this show, what did a customer do to a mechanic to discover the truth about car service?
* Had him undergo lie detector test
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In a commercial during this show, what did a cartoon cow do as three pints of ice cream sat on a grassy knoll under a blue sky?
*Flew through air trailing banner
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