Thread: My Wife and Kids 6/30 8:30 2100 pts.

What did Michael say to the doctor after his prostate checkup?
A little eye contact would help

What did Michael ask Junior to promise?
Not to reproduce

What was Claire writing a report on?
Whaling in New England

What did Claire take advantage of?
Janet’s thirst for knowledge

What two words did Michael ask Janet not to use in the same sentence?
Happy and behind

What did the nurse call Michael?
Bootylicious

What was Michael's inspiration to pee?
Running water

What was the roller coaster game?
Michael and Janet’s lovemaking

In a commercial during this show, what did customers in an appliance store do after they saw a workshop put on by its employees?
Shopped for paint
Home Depot
Get $5 off Glidden and Behr


In a commercial during this show, what did people sitting next to a pond, in the back of a pick-up truck, and at a party all do?
Ate chicken
KFC
Get ten pieces and biscuits for $9.99

In an advertisement during this program, what did a woman standing in a doorway do as a man read a newspaper?
Called for their dog by the wrong name
Payless ShoeSource
Buy one pair, get one half off


In a commercial during this show, what happened after a package at a newsstand exploded and formed a twister?
Pieces of gum whitened teeth
Trident White Cool Rush
Whitens teeth