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    My Wife and Kids 6/30 8:30 2100 pts.

    What did Michael say to the doctor after his prostate checkup?
    A little eye contact would help

    What did Michael ask Junior to promise?
    Not to reproduce

    What was Claire writing a report on?
    Whaling in New England

    What did Claire take advantage of?
    Janet’s thirst for knowledge

    What two words did Michael ask Janet not to use in the same sentence?
    Happy and behind

    What did the nurse call Michael?
    Bootylicious

    What was Michael's inspiration to pee?
    Running water

    What was the roller coaster game?
    Michael and Janet’s lovemaking

    In a commercial during this show, what did customers in an appliance store do after they saw a workshop put on by its employees?
    Shopped for paint
    Home Depot
    Get $5 off Glidden and Behr


    In a commercial during this show, what did people sitting next to a pond, in the back of a pick-up truck, and at a party all do?
    Ate chicken
    KFC
    Get ten pieces and biscuits for $9.99

    In an advertisement during this program, what did a woman standing in a doorway do as a man read a newspaper?
    Called for their dog by the wrong name
    Payless ShoeSource
    Buy one pair, get one half off


    In a commercial during this show, what happened after a package at a newsstand exploded and formed a twister?
    Pieces of gum whitened teeth
    Trident White Cool Rush
    Whitens teeth
    Be nice to your mail carrier,,put up a HUGE mailbox so it will hold all your freebies!!!!

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