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    What was the supposed reason for so many births occurring on the same night?
    *Full moon

    At the restaurant, what was Samuel's response when Rebecca said her water broke?
    *"We'll get you another."

    Besides calling him handsome, what "compliment" did Dr. Kosevich give Samuel's newborn?
    *"Very big testicles"

    After meeting Marty's family, which two groups did Samuel want separated on all beaches?
    *Kids and adults

    What career had Marty planned for his unborn child?
    *Player for the 49ers

    Why was Dr. Kosevich nervous in the delivery room?
    *Never delivered a baby before

    Why did Marty believe that Gail was pregnant with a boy?
    *Her stomach hung low

    Why did Christine leave Sean?
    *Christine wanted a child

    Which of the following was NOT a misnomer by Dr. Kosevich for an epidural?
    *Oedipal

    In his drunken state, what medical procedure did Dr. Kosevich almost attempt?
    *Circumcision

    At Samuel's beach picnic, what did Marty want to pay for by check?
    *Caviar eaten by his dog

    What could Sean smell on his "hotel paintings"?
    *Room service

    Which of the following was NOT listed as an edible part of Sean's girlfriend?
    *Breasts like honeydew melons
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    Re: Nine Months ~ 6/11 ~ 9:00 ~ 3900+ points

    In a commercial during this show, what did a boy in a green sweatshirt do on stage in an empty theater?
    **Spoke about himself
    **Accu-Chek
    **Compact Easy and fast

    In a commercial during this show, what food product performed onstage with a group of monkeys?
    **Cookie
    **Chips Ahoy! Chocolate Chunk Cookies
    **Jam-packed with yummy chocolate chunks

    In a commercial during this show, what did a small dog do with laundry and towels inside a house?
    **Made a bed to sleep on
    **Cotton
    **Is comfortable and easy to clean

    In a commercial during this show, what was poured in a glass with the word "cholesterol" next to it?
    **Juice
    **Minute Maid Heart Wise
    **Proven to lower cholesterol

    In a commercial during this show, what did an elderly woman with short blonde hair do in the kitchen with her husband?
    **Praised weight loss pills
    **Puralin
    **Safe homeopathic formula

    In a commercial during this show, what was a couple able to do without ever having to leave the U.S.?
    **Go to foreign cities
    **Choice Hotels
    **Vacation to Athens, Greece

    In a commercial during this show, what did a female customer do after a male worker stocked shelves with bread?
    **Removed some bread right away
    **not Pepperidge Farm Breads
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    Re: Nine Months ~ 6/11 ~ 9:00 ~ 3900+ points

    what did two middle-aged women do at a table in a restaurant?
    Discussed menopause symptoms
    Estroven Menopause Monitor
    99% accurate

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    In a commercial during this show, what did a woman wearing a blue shirt do as children ran in a field and sat in classroom?
    *Talked about medicine
    *Children's Alavert
    *Non-drowsy, twenty-four hour relief

    In a commercial during this show, what did a woman reveal to her friend about the "healthy new diet" she was on?
    *Gave her gas
    *Beano
    *Enjoy vegetables
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    Re: Nine Months ~ 6/11 ~ 9:00 ~ 3900+ points

    In a commercial during this show, what did a teenage boy do as he stood in front of a microwave waiting for his food to cook?
    *Sang along to opera music
    *Kraft Easy Mac
    *Intense cheesy taste

    In a commercial during this show, what did a young man in a yellow shirt do with a yellow couch?
    *Carried it up the stairs
    *Advil Liqui-Gels
    *Work better and faster

    In a commercial during this show, what did a doughnut do as a woman poured creamer in her coffee?
    *Crept toward her plate
    *International Delight
    *Have three grams of carbs

    In a commercial during this show, what was a couple able to do without ever having to leave the U.S.?
    *Go to foreign cities
    *Choice Hotels
    *Vacation to Athens, Greece

    In an advertisement during this program, what was described as "big news" as a paperboy and various SUVs were shown around a town?
    *Sales event
    *Isuzu
    *Seven-year, 75,000-mile warranty

    In a commercial, what did an elderly butler do at the request of his dark-haired employer?
    *Removed stain from shirt
    *All
    *Works as well as more expensive brands

    In a commercial during this show, what fell off a cliff, soared through the air, and plunged into the ocean, but in reverse?
    *Red convertible
    *Farmers Insurance
    *Restore your car

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    Re: Nine Months ~ 6/11 ~ 9:00 ~ 3900+ points

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    In a commercial during this show, what did a grinning woman do while showering?
    Brushed teeth
    Aquafresh Extreme Clean
    Leaves fresh minty taste

    In a commercial during this show, what was prepared in a restaurant as the song "What I Like About You" played?
    Salads
    T.G.I. Friday's
    Buffalo Chicken

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    Re: Nine Months ~ 6/11 ~ 9:00 ~ 3900+ points

    In a commercial during this show, what did a young girl in a blue bathing suit do around the house?

    -Followed a frog from room to room
    -MasterCard
    -Weekend house


    In an advertisement during this program, what did a woman "consult" for skin care advice?

    -Handbag
    -Olay Complete All Day
    -Improves skin condition within two weeks


    In a commercial during this show, what did a redhead do with scissors while standing in front of a white background?

    -Shook them and pouted
    -Avon Anew Clinical
    -Rebuild skin
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    Re: Nine Months ~ 6/11 ~ 9:00 ~ 3900+ points

    Thanks !!

    In an advertisement during this program, what did a couple do before a man threw a pack of cigarettes out?
    Danced
    Commit Lozenge
    Works even if you've tried to quit before

    In an advertisement during this program, what was revealed as a lottery ticket was scratched off?
    Credit card
    Blue Cash from American Express
    Up to 5% cash back
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    Re: Nine Months ~ 6/11 ~ 9:00 ~ 3900+ points

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    In a commercial during this show, what did people do as they watched a car race?
    Ate chicken
    KFC
    Receive a Dale Earnhardt Jr. Collectible Bucket

    In a commercial during this show, what did a female customer do after a male worker stocked shelves with bread?
    **Removed some bread right away
    **not Pepperidge Farm Breads
    ~NOT~Wonder Bread

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    In a commercial during this show, what did a little boy do after pairs of items, including salt and pepper and peanut butter and jelly, appeared?
    **Used tin can on string as walkie-talkie
    **AT&T
    **Offers array of unlimited calling plans
    In a commercial during this show, what did cartoon bears play with as they danced along in a forest?
    ** Bathroom tissue
    ** Charmin Ultra
    ** More absorbent than other brands

    In a commercial during this show, what happened as a carton of juice traveled down a supermarket aisle?
    Fruit moved up and down
    Capri Sun Fruit Waves
    Contains 100% fruit juice

    In a commercial during this show, what was a man doing that distracted him as a bear destroyed his campsite?
    Eating cereal
    Post Grape-Nuts
    So delicious it will take your mind off your troubles

    In a commercial during this show, what did a family of four do as items ranging from towels to footwear appeared inside green, red, and orange squares?
    Shopped at department store
    JCPenney
    Save 20 to 60% storewide

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    Re: Nine Months ~ 6/11 ~ 9:00 ~ 3900+ points

    In a commercial during this show, what did a female customer do after a male worker stocked shelves with bread?
    **Removed some bread right away
    **not Pepperidge Farm Breads
    ~NOT~Wonder Bread
    NOT Pillsbury Fresh Bread

    Must be Baker's Inn Bread

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