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    Arrow Clueless ~ 6/10 ~ 9:00 ~ 4100+points

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    How did Christian react to Cher's burned bread?
    *"Oh honey, you baked."

    What did Tai burn in effigy with Cher?
    *Elton memorabilia

    Why was Cher confused when she watched the news with Josh?
    *Thought peace was declared in the Middle East

    What "fluke accident" killed Cher's mother?
    *Routine liposuction

    According to Cher, what did Tai look like when posed with a flower?
    *One of those Botticelli chicks

    What did arranging makeovers give Cher a "sense of"?
    *Control in a world of chaos

    What did Murray do that prompted Dionne to call his mother?
    *Prepared to shave his head

    What impressed Travis about Tai when they met in the lunch line?
    *Marvin the Martian sketches

    What was Cher's euphemism for being a virgin?
    *Hermetically sealed

    What did Cher do as captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief?
    *Divided boxes into appetizers and entrées

    Why did Cher accurately recall Polonius's advice in "Hamlet"?
    *Mel Gibson didn't say his line

    What elicited screams of terror from Cher, Dionne, and Murray?
    *Mistakenly drove onto freeway
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    Re: Clueless ~ 6/10 ~ 9:00 ~ 4100+points

    In a movie commercial during this program, what did an inventor build?
    **Flying machine
    **"Around the World in 80 Days"

    In a movie commercial during this show, what did FBI agents Marlon and Shawn Wayans disguise themselves as when they went undercover?
    **Wealthy young women
    **"White Chicks"

    In a commercial during this show, what did people do as various others admired them on the street and through windows?
    **Drove convertibles
    **Chrysler Crossfire Roadster
    **Looks good with top up or down

    In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do on the porch of a farmhouse as a cow skipped through a field and chickens cheered?
    **Ate yogurt
    **Yoplait Ultra
    **Has 70% less carbs

    In a commercial during this show, where did a menacing green man buy drinks for women, a father and son tear their shirts off, and a woman participate in a parade?
    **Vacation resort
    **Universal Orlando Resort
    **Lose yourself and have fun

    In a commercial during this show, what did a flock of sheep consider to be heaven?
    **Clinic for insomniacis
    **Serta
    **"The World Best Mattress"

    In a commercial during this show, what did a group of people all do on a green lawn while wearing summer clothing?
    **Threw toy airplanes
    **Old Navy
    **Flag tank tops and tees
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    Re: Clueless ~ 6/10 ~ 9:00 ~ 4100+points

    In an advertisement during this program, what did a woman standing in a doorway do as a man read a newspaper?
    *Called for their dog by the wrong name
    *Payless ShoeSource
    *Buy one pair, get one half off

    In a commercial during this show, what did a motorcycle do after a man in black rode it on a dirt road?
    *Changed color and accessories
    *Honda VTX 1800
    *$1,000 worth of accessories

    In a commercial during this show, what did a postal worker do as she walked by several homes?
    *Suffered from sneezing
    *Benadryl-D Allergy & Sinus
    *Effective relief from congestion

    In a commercial during this program, what did black captions on a white background instruct you not to do?
    *Adjust volume of your TV set
    *Kotex
    *Wrappers are less noisy

    In a commercial during this show, what did people in a kitchen making coffee, a little girl wearing a raincoat in a bathroom, and a couple in a swimsuit all do?
    *Sprayed water from faucet
    *Delta Faucet
    *Are well made

    In a commercial during this show, what did people do as they watched a car race?
    *Ate chicken
    *KFC
    *Receive a Dale Earnhardt Jr. Collectible Bucket

    In a commercial during this program, what did a cartoon woman wearing glasses fall asleep on?
    *Medicine box
    *Unisom
    *Taking medicine you don't need

    In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do after thanking her boyfriend for cooking for her?
    *Kissed him and knocked him onto table
    *Dockers ProStyle
    *Stain Defender

    In a commercial during this program, what was a brunette woman doing at the gym when she discovered she had a cold sore?
    *Lifting hand weights
    *Abreva
    *Is prescription-strength

    In a commercial during this show, what did a father and daughter both admire for different reasons?
    *Red car in showroom
    *Suzuki Forenza
    *Loaded with features

    In a commercial during this show, what did a balding man with glasses and a blue button-down shirt build a model of?
    *Car
    *Kia Sorento
    *Earned government's highest safety rating

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    Re: Clueless ~ 6/10 ~ 9:00 ~ 4100+points

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man, two women, and a young girl do as white text appeared against colorful backgrounds?

    -Modeled clothing
    -Sears
    -Take 10% off your entire purchase


    In a commercial during this show, where did a man use a computer, eat food, and relax in a recliner?

    -Hotel
    -Extended StayAmerica
    -NOT Many locations across the country
    Last edited by Annietd; 06-11-2004 at 01:45 PM.

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    Re: Clueless ~ 6/10 ~ 9:00 ~ 4100+points

    Quote Originally Posted by Annietd
    In a commercial during this show, what did a man, two women, and a young girl do as white text appeared against colorful backgrounds?

    -Modeled clothing
    -Sears
    -Take 10% off your entire purchase


    In a commercial during this show, where did a man use a computer, eat food, and relax in a recliner?

    -Hotel
    -Extended StayAmerica
    -NOT Many locations across the country
    Low weekly and nightly rates
    LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH

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    Re: Clueless ~ 6/10 ~ 9:00 ~ 4100+points

    In a commercial during this show, what did a young girl do in front of her house that required the assistance of a passerby?
    *Wrapped Father's Day gift
    *RadioShack
    *Sale on select DVD players and digital cameras

    In a commercial during this show, what happened as a carton of juice traveled down a supermarket aisle?
    Fruit moved up and down
    Capri Sun Fruit Waves
    Contains 100% fruit juice

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