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Why I Am So Tired (JOKE)
Sorry this is so messy looking and excuse the language please :) LOL I couldn't resist sending this one out.
WHY I AM SO TIRED...
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> > > > For a couple years I've been blaming it on
> > > > lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too
> > > > much pressure from my job, earwax buildup,
> > > > poor blood or anything else I could think of.
> > > >
> > > > But now I found out the real reason:
> > > > I'm tired because I'm overworked!
> > > >
> > > > Here's why:
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> > > >
> > > > The population of this country is 273 million.
> > > > 140 million are retired.
> > > > That leaves 133 million to do the work.
> > > >
> > > > There are 85 million in school, which leaves
> > > > 48 million to do the work.
> > > >
> > > > Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
> > > > government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
> > > >
> > > > 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
> > > > with killing the Taliban.. Which leaves 16.2 million
> > > > to do the work.
> > > >
> > > > Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work
> > > > for state and city governments And that leaves
> > > > 1.4 million to do the work.
> > > >
> > > > At any given time there are 188,000 people in
> > > > hospitals,
> > > > Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
> > > >
> > > > Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
> > > > That leaves just two people to do the work.
> > > >
> > > > You and me.
> > > >
> > > > And there you are sitting on your ass, at your
> > > > computer, reading jokes.
> > > >
> > > > Nice, real nice. ;)
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Well, if you're sitting there typing it and I'm sitting here reading it, NO work is getting done!! LOL!
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