Last Comic Standing 7pm 4300 pts

What did Eddie Ifft say he had done for the past eight years in New York?
* Lived with his sister

What did Kerri Louise say her husband was going to do once she made it?
* Ride her coattails

What did Buck Star say he did between Chicago and Nashville?
* Practiced really hard

What did the contestant from Oklahoma say being a stand-up comic allowed him to do?
* Trash his ex-wife in public

What did Ant quip about possibly losing the competition two years in a row?
* Would be "Susan Lucci of the comedy world"

What did Tanyalee Davis do during her stand-up routine?
* Began shaking at high speed

What diet supplement was Tanyalee Davis joking about when she began shaking at high speed?
* Metabolife

What did Bob Read do for Buck Star in New York?
* Paid for his lunch

What did Will Durst say after reaching the semifinals?
* Already felt like a winner

What did Mary Beth Cowan say always happened when she went on "speed dates"?
* Finished night with brother

What joke did Monty Hoffman use to end his set?
* "I'm tired of holding my stomach in."

What did Buck Star thank his father for doing?
* Supporting him financially

What did Jim Wiggins tell Bob Blevins it was his duty to do?
* Pass on wisdom

What complaint did Jim Norton have about his ex-girlfriend?
* Was overweight

What prescription drug did Jim Norton mention while talking about his ex-girlfriend?
* Viagra

What reason did Alonzo Bolden give for pursuing a comedy career after losing his airline mechanic job?
* Being an unemployed comic was better than being unemployed



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Commercials
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In a commercial during this show, what did a man do after receiving a video message that showed his son throwing baseballs into a wall?
* Cheered loudly in conference room
* T-Mobile
* Receive free video messaging

In a commercial during this show, what did a young girl in a blue bathing suit do around the house?
* Followed a frog from room to room
* MasterCard
* Weekend house

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman make a group of children in a park do with the red rubber balls they were holding?
* Calculate how long they were going to use them
* Sprint PCS
* Plan adjusts monthly to not waste money and minutes

In a commercial during this show, what did a father suffer from as he tried to read a book to his son?
* Headache
* Advil Liqui-Gels
* Work faster and stronger

In an advertisement during this program, what did a woman's friends say about her when she met them in a restaurant?
* Was in love
* Crest Whitestrips Premium
* Works in seven days

In a movie commercial during this show, who had trouble warming up to his new in-laws?
* Green Ogre
* Shrek 2

In an advertisement during this program, what did a man and woman do after horsing around on a couch?
* Drank coffee
* Nestlé Coffee-mate
* Comes in many flavors

In an advertisement during this program, what did a man drive a group of boys to the desert to do?
* Watch car race
* Nissan Armada
* Rugged enough to travel anywhere

In a commercial during this show, what was on a DVD that a family sat down to watch together?
* Boy serenading his girlfriend
* Sony DVD Handycam Camcorder
* Make DVD movies

In a commercial during this show, what did a blonde woman describe as not being being "your best moment"?
* Having a car accident
* State Farm
* Highest customer satisfaction rating

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do to his parked car after scanning the street cautiously?
* Removed beat-up cover
* Kia Spectra
* Get $1,000 cash back and $1,000 cash bonus

In a commercial during this show, what was poured in a glass with the word "cholesterol" next to it?
* Juice
* Minute Maid Heart Wise
NOT Low in carbohydrates
(I meant to click "Proven to lower cholesterol" dang it!)

In an advertisement during this program, what did a woman in a school cafeteria inform a boy he had done?
* Took too long to eat his macaroni
* Sprint PCS
* Plan adjusts monthly to not waste money and minutes

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What did Tammy Pescatelli do during her stand-up routine?
*Made fun of her sister-in-law

What kind of beer did audience members drink while Tammy Pescatelli made fun of her sister-in-law?
*Coors Lite

What did Corey Holcomb ask Tammy Pescatelli backstage?
*If she had a boyfriend

What was Corey Holcomb drinking when he asked Tammy Pescatelli if she had a boyfriend?
*Coca-Cola

What did Dan Naturman say he thought a store owner was doing?
*Dealing drugs

What brand of soda did Dan Naturman mention while talking about a store owner?
*Coca-Cola

What did Kathleen Madigan do during her stand-up routine?
*Made fun of Suze Orman

What company did Kathleen Madigan mention while making fun of Suze Orman?
*Ebay

What did John Heffron say he realized about himself?
*Was getting old

What antacid did John Heffron mention while talking about getting old?
*Tums

What did Ronald Picard do during his stand-up routine?
*Rapped about middle age

What brand of incontinence aid did Ronald Picard mention as he rapped about middle age?
*Depend


Commercials

In a movie commercial during this program, what did an inventor build?
*Flying machine
*"Around the World in 80 Days"

In a movie commercial during this show, what did Will Ferrell do for a living?
*Worked for nightly news program
*"Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy"

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a middle-aged blonde woman as she power-walked through a neighborhood?
*Small dog chased after her
*Atkins
*Get a dog

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do at a children's soccer game much to his wife's dismay?
*Made announcement promoting restaurant
*Wendy's
*Variety of menu options

In a commercial during this show, what did a group of people all do on a green lawn while wearing summer clothing?
*Threw toy airplanes
*Old Navy
*Flag tank tops and tees

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do while people waited in line for a rental car?
*Handed out books to pass the time
*Hertz
*Won't have to wait in a line

In a commercial during this show, what was on a DVD that a family sat down to watch together?
*Boy serenading his girlfriend
*Sony DVD Handycam Camcorder
*Make DVD movies

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman wearing a blue shirt do as children ran in a field and sat in classroom?
*Talked about medicine
*Children's Alavert
*Non-drowsy, twenty-four hour relief

In a commercial during this show, what items did two brunette women, featured on a split screen, compare while standing in their kitchens?
Garbage bags
Hefty Ultra Bags
Puncture-resistant and stronger than ever

In an advertisement during this program, what did women do while looking in the mirror?
Lifted eyes
Olay Regenerist Eye
Makes them appear younger

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do when her coworker asked her to watch her lunch when she left the room?
Ate all the food
McDonald's Premium Salads
Contain chicken and come with Newman's Own dressing

In a commercial during this show, what did people do after traveling over rugged terrain to a remote beach?
*Dove in water with surfboards
*Nissan Armada
*Is rugged and powerful

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In a commercial during this show, what did two boys wearing capes do in a home video shot inside a fenced yard?
Posed and flexed their muscles
Citi
There is more to life than money

In a commercial during this show, what did people do as they watched a car race?
Ate chicken
KFC
Receive a Dale Earnhardt Jr. Collectible Bucket

In a commercial during this show, what did an umpire at a baseball field and a woman on a picnic blanket discuss?
Allergies
Non-Drowsy Claritin
Provides twenty-four-hour relief

In a commercial during this show, what did a man driving a riding lawn mower do in a park after taking a bite of food?
Fell over backwards
Taco Bell
Great taste

In a commercial during this show, what did a family do while driving on a winding road?
Sang songs
GEICO
Could save you money

In a commercial during this show, what did a silver car on a black surface do before and after its interior was shown?
*Spun around slowly
*Hyundai Sonata
*Has received J.D. Power award

In a commercial during this show, what appeared following white captions that read "exercise" and "eating right"?
*Carton and glass of orange juice
*Minute Maid Heart Wise
*Proven to help lower cholesterol

In a commercial during this show, what did a family do while driving on a winding road?
*Sang songs
*GEICO
*Could save you money

In a commercial during this show, what did a young professional named Thomas do during the course of a normal day at work?
*Talked to college friends
*Verizon
*Can call to any Verizon Wireless user for free without using your plan minutes

In a commercial during this show, what did a man posing as an umpire try to get a group of kids to do?
**Go to a restaurant
**Wendy's :p
**Pick-up window open late

In a commercial during this show, what was pictured close-up as chopped, fresh vegetables appeared in the background?
Sandwich wrap
Subway :p
Choose from a variety of options

In a commercial during this show, what did a mother discuss about her daughter Jill while they were at a playground?

-Allergies
-Children's Claritin
-Won't make children drowsy

In an advertisement during this program, what did a white-haired man named Dr. John Parker speak about?
*Hair loss
*GEICO
*Can save an average of $231

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In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, what group of people, led by Johnny Depp, went on an exciting and dangerous quest?
Seamen
"Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

In a commercial during this show, what did a girl with braided hair do while lying on a beach?
*Ate ice cream
*Nestlé Drumsticks
*Keeps them from growing up too fast

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In a commercial during this show, what did people do in addition to bowling, yoga, and biking?
* Frolicked in pool
* Ocean Spray Juice & Tea
* Is unique and refreshing

In a commercial during this show, what did "ravaging rain" fall on and "scorching sun" beat down on?
*Backyard deck
*Thompson's Water Seal Advanced
*Offers highest level of protection