The Colbert Report – The Black Keys COMEDY 7PM

What did Patrick Carney do throughout The Black Key’s performance of a song from “Turn Blue”?
-tapped on a set of drums
What did Stephen joke that the Koch brothers would attempt to do during their next campaign?
-ban pointed straws from juice boxes
What did an array of reporters note in footage of news programs, that people did to help resolve a hostage campaign in Nigeria?
-launched a social media campaign
What did Stephen suggest that he, Dan Auerbach, and Patrick Carney do, after Auerbach described his experience at a Grateful Dead concert?
-remain quiet for a second
What did Stephen do after he quoted “Matthew 6:24” during a segment about Pope Francis?
-flipped a coin on top of his hand
What did Stephen question The Black Key’s decision to do while recording “Turn Blue,” before asking if it represented their “Phishification”?
-extend songs up to seven minutes
What did Stephen say Issue Six would have called for the Ohio government to do to acquire money for the Columbus Zoo?
-raise up property taxes
What did Sister Nyiumbe say she would do if Stephen couldn’t be said about a hostage situation in Nigeria?
-feel the urge to punch him