The Colbert Report – Emily Matchar COMEDY 7PM

What did Stephen say Simon Cowell reportedly did which he said was “shocking”?
-impregnated his friend’s wife
What did Stephen tell Emily Matchar that people in corporate jobs got to do, after asking her what was wrong with corporatism?
-work for eighty hours a week
What did Stephen do while talking about the media’s coverage of Pres. Obama’s lunch with Hillary Clinton?
-opened up a menu
What did Stephen say Sen. Paul did, after saying libertarianism was Paul’s “B.F.F.”?
-voted against Hurricane Sandy relief
What did Stephen say, while reading an excerpt from an article, that Bradley Manning was forced to do in solitary confinement?
-sleep naked without a pillow or sheets
What did Stephen do before knocking over the board game he designed?
-flipped a quarter in the air
What did Stephen joke children could do while playing the new shortened version of a board game?
-learn to work on Wall Street
What did Emily Matchar say her husband liked to do, before Stephen accused him of wearing the skirt in the family?
-make pickles inside of cans

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