The Colbert Report – James Franco COMEDY 7PM

What did Stephen jokingly say that Dennis Tito wanted to do because of the “noblest reason” of impatience?
-send two astronauts to Mars
What did James Franco ask Stephen to do, after Stephen said he wanted to talk to Franco during their interview?
-name two of the Valar
What did Stephen do after Michael Oren said that Israel was the lone state in the Middle East that was “proudly pro-American”?
-questioned if synagogues had choirs
What did Stephen jokingly say that his audience should remember to do, as he discussed U.S. foreign aid to Israel?
-read a chart from right to left
What did James Franco say he would do after Franco told Stephen that he wanted a “wicked witch”?
-perform a role in “Of Mice and Men”
What did Stephen jokingly say that Hugo Chavez did, after Stephen announced the former Venezuelan leader’s death?
-kept a collection of tracksuits
What did Stephen jokingly say that 501-day journey with several restrictions on personal hygiene was “basically” like doing?
-boarding a cruise ship liner
What did Stephen say that Pres. Obama might do on his upcoming trip to Israel, which Stephen said would upset bot the Israelis and Palestinians?
-eat the delicacy of falafel
Commercials:
In a commercial during this show, what did a race car driver do as he responded to a man’s question at an event, before he explained that he drank an energy drink?
-demonstrated different skills that proved his athleticism, such as signing autographs by moving a pen with his mind
-5-Hour Energy
-increases your alertness
In a commercial during this show, what was discussed about a new hair color line as models, including a woman with red hair that blew upwards in slow motion, posed against a white background?
-how it kept hair vibrant and you didn’t have to compromise, as woman crossed out “fade out” with a paint brush or –how it didn’t make you “compromise” thanks to an exclusive “hydra block” conditioner that ensured color wouldn’t fade away
-Vidal Sasoon Pro Series
-provides vibrant color that lasts up to eight weeks
In an advertisement you may have seen on the Internet, what was discussed before a blue credit card appeared against a blue background?
-how “simplicity” meant being stress free and worry free
-Citi
-does not have late, annual fees or penalty rates
In an advertisement you may have seen on the internet, what was noted that you could do with software as a laptop was presented on a purple background?
-stay connected with its unique and fun multi-video chat, while friend gossiped with each other
-Windows
-roll over a button to discover more
In a commercial during this show, what did women in a park do while they held the same item from a fast-food restaurant, before it appeared up close?
-completed an elaborate handshake to celebrate that a breakfast sandwich was back, before one of them sat by a man
-Dunkin’ Donuts
-Angus Steak & Egg

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