Last Comic Standing - Part 1 5/30 8:00 4400-4800+ pts.

What did Bil Dwyer do during his act?
*Joked about having an ugly child

What did Brendon Walsh say all of his friends' kids always did when he saw them?
*Had juice stains on faces

What did Bob Read do to Josh McDermitt after he revealed he would be continuing in the competition?
*Asked if he was sweating or nervous

What did Chris Porter say that he did that caused him to have problems meeting women?
*Rode on the public bus

What did Alonzo Bodden say happened as a result of his reality-show exposure?
*Got to do other TV and movie spots

What did Doug Benson do when he got on the stage?
*Made pun about the various states he had performed in

What did Stella Stolper say was the reason that she got married?
*Wanted to stop going to the gym

What did Fred Bothwell say while he was interviewed before his audition that he did soon after he learned how to give a proper "rebel yell"?
*Grew a lot of chest hair

What did Bob Read do during Nikki Payne's audition?
*Asked if her lisp was real

What did Vargus Mason do when he was invited to advance?
*Shouted and jumped up and down

What did Kristin Key say that she almost did after she was the last comic chosen to go to Hollywood?
*Felt her heart explode

What did Josh McDermitt say that he did while joking during his stand-up routine?
*Stole from friends while helping them move

What did Brendon Walsh say all of his friends' kids always did when he saw them?
*Had juice stains on faces
*Banana Republic

What did Chris Porter say that he did that caused him to have problems meeting women?
*Rode on the public bus
*Cadillac Escalade/Chevrolet Cavalier/Hummer

What did Alonzo Bodden say happened as a result of his reality-show exposure?
*Got to do other TV and movie spots
*Sbarro

What did Bob Read do to Josh McDermitt after he revealed he would be continuing in the competition?
*Asked if he was sweating or nervous
*Capital One

What did Josh McDermitt say that he did while joking during his stand-up routine?
*Stole from friends while helping them move
*Toyota Camry

COMMERCIALS:

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do at a cell phone store, before telling a sales clerk he would "take the plan" and thanking him for a situation that helped him make his decision?
*Received loving hugs of appreciation from people who pretended to be in his family
*Sprint
*Unlimited calling now begins at 7:00 p.m.

In a commercial during this show, what did a group of men do to reveal how devoted they were to their beer, before one of them said, "Uh-oh," realizing they may have made a mistake?
*Put holes through lifeboats hanging on side of sinking ship in attempt to save refrigerator full of beer
*Bud Light
*Is worth doing anything for

In a commercial during this show, what happened at a fast-food restaurant when a customer at the counter said he would like to substitute one side order for another, before a female worker said, "No problem," and he received a round of applause?
*Patrons gasped and dove for cover as if they were anticipating danger
*Wendy's
*Choose from seven different sides at no extra cost