Late Show With David Letterman 1/27 11:35 5000+ pts.

What did Dave show during "Late Show Equations" segment Nick Lachey doing after his divorce?
*Acquiring very low-paying job

What did Marv Albert say to Dave before telling him his mother didn't always watch the "Late Show"?
*Apologized for missing Thanksgiving dinner

What did "Dwight the Troubled Teen" tell Alan Kalter his New Year's resolution was?
*Avoid turing into him

What did Dave tell Marv Albert that the NFL should do to improve the game?
*Put another ball onto the field

What did Dave say he planned to do for his New Year's resolution before a video montage played?
*Limit his salad intake

What did Dave say happened to patients who underwent the free gastrointestinal surgery?
*Gained weight back after a while

What did Pierce Brosnan say he did while Bill Clinton was in his neighborhood?
*Sent him a bottle of champagne

What did Pierce Brosnan say Bill Clinton did while they played golf?
*Tried to help him with his swing

What did Marv Albert say about the bloopers he did the voiceover for?
*Were the wild and wacky of the year

What did a Late Show staffer do to cause a fight during the "It Sort of Sounds Like a Joke" segment"
*Compared friend's wife to an ape

What did Dave tell Paul to do during the "Late Night Equations" segment after he commented on a joke?
*Go back to sleep
*Hood Dairy

What did Dave say happened to patients who underwent the free gastrointestinal surgery?
*Gained weight back after a while
*Benihana

What did Dave say was the difference between him and Tony Danza during the "Late Show Equations" segment?
*Knowing how to tap dance and being in shape
*Marlboro

What did Marv Albert say about the bloopers he did the voiceover for?
*Were the wild and wacky of the year
*Xbox

What did Dave say he planned to do for his New Year's resolution before a video montage played?
*Limit his salad intake
*Doritos

What movie was featured in this program?
*"King Kong"

What movie was featured in this program?
*"Brokeback Mountain"