Jeff Foxworthy:The Early Daze 3/17 8PM 18Qs (4000+)

Questions

What did Jeff say men were unable to do when they got together?
*Tell time

What did Jeff do when the repo man came to take away his car?
*Wrote a check

What did Jeff say was new in his life?
*Had recently become father

What did a woman ask Jeff to do before he went into the show?
*Give her a hug

What did Jeff do before letting people he disliked hold his daughter?
*Shook her up

Which activity did Jeff say women did "99%" of on Earth?
*Cleaning house

What did Jeff say his expensive stereo system made the neighbors do?
*Ruin the bedsheets

What did Jeff say people with ugly babies were always the first to do?
*Show pictures

What did Jeff say he would do if he had an unattractive wife?
*Chain her up in garage

What did Jeff's father do that got him stopped by the police?
*Pulled boat without trailer (Thanks dmhile)

What did Jeff say it was more fun to do after a person got married?
*Argue with spouse (Thanks dmhile)

What did Jeff say made any shirt "ready to wear"?
*Throwing it in dryer (Thanks jwsmom)

Commercials

What was the title of a new TV show, advertised during this program, featuring a woman with the "most distinctive voice in comedy"?
*"Living with Fran"
*April 8

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer discuss after mentioning that visiting a restaurant would "lift the spirits" while a waitress served a family and "Come Fly with Me" played?
*Trying one of three entrées
*Olive Garden
*Chicken Portobello Alfredo and Steak Gorgonzola Alfredo

In a commercial during this show, what was highlighted about a wireless plan shared by such people as a man in a city, a woman on a bridge, and a man shown in split-screen on a beach and by a field?
*People anywhere could be "in" because it had largest home calling area
*Verizon Wireless
*Pay no roaming charges coast to coast

In a commercial during this show, what did different people, including a woman in a sailor's uniform and a man in a brown jacket, do while music played about going "for more"?
*Ate candy bars
*Herhey's Take 5
*Is like nothing you've tasted

In a commercial during this show, who walked by a busty woman picking sandwiches off of trees, two women swinging buckets of sauce, and a street paved with bricks of cheese?
*Singing cowboy in an imaginative and colorful version of the Old West
*Burger King
*TenderCrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a chicken sandwich, referred to as a "tasty bargain," appeared prepared against a blue background?
*Stripes with stars and the word "new" moved behind it
*KFC
*99¢ Snacker

In a commercial during this show, what were several women in bathing suits doing as they sat in a stream beneath a waterfall?
*Shaving their legs
*Gillette Venus Divine
*Have comfort coated blades

In a commercial during this show, what did cars of various colors do in a city that involved reckless driving and property damage as an upbeat song played?
*Passed red ball to one another
*Chevy Cobalt
*Start at $14,190 MSRP

In a commercial during this show, what happened to an SUV as an announcer discussed "standard" features and guitar music strummed in the background?
*Appeared on beach, snowy valley, and in field of flowers
*Hyundai Santa Fe
*Receive $1000 cash back or 1.9% APR

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a woman in her kitchen, two men sitting on steps, a garage band, and a businessman in a restroom as a result of removing caps from their bottles of soda?
*Music began playing
*Pepsi
*Free song from iTunes

In a commercial during this show, what did a boy do for a girl he wanted to impress as they were seen in a hallway and art room at school?
*Sculpted her head out of candy
*Starburst
*Need Answer Choices

In a commercial during this show, what did a talking doll say he had done when a man thought his car had been stolen from his driveway?
*Sold car for some "quick change" <<<NOT<<<
*Had car "tricked out"
*Crashed car during "joy ride"
*Forgot where he "dropped" car <<<NOT<<<

What did Jeff say made any shirt "ready to wear"?
Throwing it in dryer

In a commercial during this show, what did several people do as they danced in unison on a beach, in front of a swimming pool, and on a tropical house's front porch?
Sang song about shorts to melody of "Fame!"
Old Navy
Get 20% off everything you put inside

In a commercial during this show, what did a man named Jim Clunie do to start a chain reaction in which he bought a swan, became a barber, invented a clean-air car, became a national hero, and dated supermodels?
Ate candy bar
Snickers
Makes your dreams happen

In a commercial during this show, what happened in several different changing boxes that appeared next to a road sign and a painted representation of a traffic light as an announcer spoke and a song that repeated the word "hey" played?
Cars drove on city streets and highway
Chevy Cobalt
Start at $14,190

In a commercial during this show, what did a talking doll say he had done when a man thought his car had been stolen from his driveway?
NOT Sold car for some "quick change"
NOT Forgot where he "dropped" car

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do to annoy his friend as they drove in a convertible before pulling into a gas station?
Sang along to songs playing
RadioShack
Sirius Satellite Radio

In a commercial during this show, what did a boy do for a girl he wanted to impress as they were seen in a hallway and art room at school?
Sculpted her head out of candy
NOT LifeSavers

What did Jeff say it was more fun to do after a person got married?
--Argue with spouse

What did Jeff's father do that got him stopped by the police?
--Pulled boat without trailer

What did Jeff say made any shirt "ready to wear"?
--NOT Spilling beer on it


In a public service announcement during this show, what did men try to do during a "brainstorming session" in a boardroom as part of a spoof announcing a "new sitcom"?
--Find ways to market products to specific groups
--NOT Philip Morris USA

In a commercial during this show, what did several people do as they danced in unison on a beach, in front of a swimming pool, and on a tropical house's front porch?
--Sang song about shorts to melody of "Fame!"
--Old Navy
--Get 20% off everything you put inside

In a commercial during this show, what did a man named Jim Clunie do to start a chain reaction in which he bought a swan, became a barber, invented a clean-air car, became a national hero, and dated supermodels?
--Ate candy bar
--NOT M-Azing