Last Comic Standing 9/28 8:00 NBC

How did Gary razzingly suggest Ralphie got his voice?
Swallowed Wanda Sykes

What was the task the comics had to perform?
Roast the host

What did Jeffrey Ross say made making fun of Jay Mohr's TV shows difficult?
Were canceled "more often than Roy Horn's funeral"

What did Alonzo say would happen if Tess unbuttoned one more button of her blouse?
Ratings would rise

Why did Jay Mohr say he invited Jeffrey Ross on the show?
Knew his job would be secure

What did Jay Mohr say he would do with the comics if they were his children?
Leave them at night game

What did the non-participating comics do after they were excused?
Relaxed in balcony

How did Triumph the Insult Comic Dog let Jay Mohr know he was through with his jibes?
Checked insult list

Why was it said that Rich had a show on the History Channel?
Performed forever

What did Ralphie do when he found out that he hadn't been eliminated?
Blew kiss to audience
Reebok (WASN'T RALPHIE MAY ELIMINATED???? DUH!!)

What did Alonzo say about Jay Mohr during his routine?
Had no personality of his own
NetZero




In a movie commercial during this show, what did Queen Latifah help Jimmy Fallon do?
Pursue bank robbers
Taxi

In a movie commercial during this show, who was Billy Bob Thornton?
Football coach
"Friday Night Lights"

In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing only a tee-shirt and boxer shorts do for a woman while "You Were Always on My Mind" played?
Bought her bouquet of flowers
Levi's
A style for every story

In a commercial during this show, why did a man whose truck had broken down threaten the fresh scent inside an SUV driven by a happy mom with her son who gave him a lift?
Man brought in several barnyard animals
Glade Car Scented Oil
Vanilla

In a commercial during this show, what did four women, including a woman in a red shirt who mentioned having people over, do while relaxing in their separate living rooms?
Expressed concern about household odors
Lysol Neutra-Air
Neutralizes odor and kills bacteria

In a commercial during this show, what did three best friends do in a kitchen after laughing together at night, crying together in a living room, and playing together in a hammock?
*Snacked on vegetables and fried chicken
*Centrum
*Works differently for each person

In a DVD commercial during this show, what did two identical cartoon women, one blonde and one brunette, do besides sing and play in a mountain kingdom?
*Married men in joint ceremony
*"Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper"

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do at his office that made his coworkers avoid and ignore him before he learned how to solve his problem on the Internet?
Asked coworkers if they were going to post office
U.S. Postal Service
Pay for shipping and print labels

Thanks dreemin! :)



What did Geoff say would happen if one watched all of Jay Mohr's good work?
Would waste eleven minutes

What did Triumph the Insult Comic Dog do with his cigars?
Spat them out



In a commercial during this show, what happened as a couple slept contentedly inside a blue farmhouse at dawn?
*Rooster tried to wake them up
*Tide with a touch of Downy
*Combines softness and clean

In a commercial during this show, what did a man with black hair wearing a white shirt do outside of a restaurant before various food items were shown?
*Screamed out loud
*Taco Bell
*Spicy Chicken Soft Taco

What did Triumph the Insult Comic Dog do with his cigars?
--Spat them out

What did Gary say happened to Jay Mohr's forehead each week?
--Enlarged because of thinning hair


In a commercial during this show, what did a man with a European accent in a blue shirt do after broken vacuum cleaners sat unused on shelves?
--Described how well his own vacuum worked
--Dyson
--NOT Compact for storage


In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing a suit and glasses tell a boy at a sports field he had to do?
--Pay money for playing too much soccer
--Sprint PCS
--Plan adjusts monthly to save you up to $300 a year



In a commercial during this show, what did a man do at his office that made his coworkers avoid and ignore him before he learned how to solve his problem on the Internet?
--Asked coworkers if they were going to post office
--U.S. Postal Service
--NOT Request pick up for packages


In a commercial during this show, what was a woman in a pink skirt doing in her bedroom as she discussed her health with a man in his pajamas holding a cup of coffee?
--Looking at self in mirror
--NOT Kellogg's Special K Red Berries


In a commercial during this show, what were three mountain climbers doing at their base camp when a man ran behind them dragging his children behind him in a sled?
--Filming video
--Tyson Fully Cooked Hickory Bacon
--NOT Made from choicest meat

In a commercial during this show, what did a man with a European accent in a blue shirt do after broken vacuum cleaners sat unused on shelves?
Described how well his own vacuum worked
Dyson
Never clogs up

In a commercial during this show, what was a woman in a pink skirt doing in her bedroom as she discussed her health with a man in his pajamas holding a cup of coffee?
Looking at self in mirror
berry burst cheerios
helps lower cholesterol

In a commercial during this show, what were three mountain climbers doing at their base camp when a man ran behind them dragging his children behind him in a sled?
Filming video
Tyson Fully Cooked Hickory Bacon
Is high in protein

In a commercial during this show, what did a young man with blue bars over his head apologize to his father about while at the breakfast table?
Staying out late and not calling
AT&T Wireless
Add extra lines for $9.99 each

In a commercial during this show, what did an attractive woman in a sleeveless shirt say she wanted "for life"?

-- Healthy skin
-- Aveeno
-- Clinically proven to make skin healthier

In a commercial during this show, what did three best friends do in a kitchen after laughing together at night, crying together in a living room, and playing together in a hammock?
Snacked on vegetables and fried chicken
Centrum
Works differently for each person

In a commercial during this show, what were three mountain climbers doing at their base camp when a man ran behind them dragging his children behind him in a sled?
Filming video
Tyson Fully Cooked Hickory Bacon
Is high in protein

Thanks!

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman in a black dress do while standing in the middle of a white store that was bustling with customers?
Answered man's quetions
T-Mobile
1,000 Whenever minute for $39.99

Thanks!! 4500 pts.!! :D

In a commercial during this show, what did the fourth man in a panel discussion do the fifth man while trying to kill a fly?
Knocked him out with a clipboard
Trident
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