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    Nine important facts to remember as we grow older:

    Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

    Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.
    If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

    Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
    Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

    Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

    Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
    Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

    ...and as someone recently said to me don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long

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    Nine blingin facts ta remember as we grow older:

    Number 9 - Dirtnap is tha number 1 killa up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.

    Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 7 - Dope game is merely tha slowest possible rate at which one can take a thugged-out dirt nap.

    Number 6 - Men have two emotions: horny n' horny, n' they can't tell dem apart.
    If you peep a gleam up in his wild lil' fuckin eyes, make his ass a sandwich.

    Number 5 - Give a thug a gangbangin' fish n' you feed dem fo' a thugged-out day. It make me wanna hollar playa!
    Teach a thug ta use tha Internizzle n' they won't bother you fo' weeks, months, maybe years.

    Number 4 - Game nuts is goin ta feel wack someday, lyin up in tha hospitizzle, dyin of nothing.

    Number 3 - All of our asses could take a lesson from tha drizzle n' shit. Well shiiiit, it pays no attention ta criticism.

    Number 2 - In tha 60's, playas took acid ta make tha ghetto weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
    Now tha ghetto is weird, n' playas take Prozac ta make it normal.

    Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do todizzle might burn yo' booty tomorrow.

    ...and as one of mah thugs recently holla'd ta me quit freakin' tha fuck up bout oldschool age; it don't last dat long
    Laissez les bon temps rouler! Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.** a 4 day work week & sex slaves ~ I say Tyt for PRESIDENT! Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously ....Suki ebaynni IS THAT BETTER ?

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