Thread: Need a giggle ? Gizoogle

Y'all, check out gizoogle. It is a google that pulls up any site you can think of and translates it into jive. It's hilarious.

http://www.gizoogle.net/

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You can also Gizoogle the News

'Framework' nuclear deal agreed wit Iran
Financial Times - 22 minutes ago

Marathon negotiations between ghetto powers n' Iran over its nuclear ambitions have produced a gangbangin' far-reachin agreement on "key ...

Iran nuclear deal: negotiators announce 'framework' agreement Da Guardian
Obama announces outlinez of a nuclear deal: 'If Iran cheats, tha ... Washington Post (blog)
Nuke deal: Ghetto powers, Iran reach crucial framework U.S. Shit & Ghetto Report


Jizzy Lennon's first hoe Cynthia takes a thugged-out dirt nap from cancer
BBC Sh!t - 1 dizzle ago

Cynthia Lennon, first hoe of Da Beatlez' Jizzy Lennon, has took a dirt nap at her home up in Spain, her crew has announced. Y'all KNOW dat sh-t, muthaf-cka!

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Nine important facts to remember as we grow older:

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long

Becomes ....

Nine blingin facts ta remember as we grow older:

Number 9 - Dirtnap is tha number 1 killa up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 - Dope game is merely tha slowest possible rate at which one can take a thugged-out dirt nap.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: horny n' horny, n' they can't tell dem apart.
If you peep a gleam up in his wild lil' fuckin eyes, make his ass a sandwich.

Number 5 - Give a thug a gangbangin' fish n' you feed dem fo' a thugged-out day. It make me wanna hollar playa!
Teach a thug ta use tha Internizzle n' they won't bother you fo' weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Game nuts is goin ta feel wack someday, lyin up in tha hospitizzle, dyin of nothing.

Number 3 - All of our asses could take a lesson from tha drizzle n' shit. Well shiiiit, it pays no attention ta criticism.

Number 2 - In tha 60's, playas took acid ta make tha ghetto weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
Now tha ghetto is weird, n' playas take Prozac ta make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do todizzle might burn yo' booty tomorrow.

...and as one of mah thugs recently holla'd ta me quit freakin' tha fuck up bout oldschool age; it don't last dat long