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    The C-Nile Virus

    I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.

    Symptoms:

    1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. done that!

    2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail !that too!

    3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. yep!

    4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Aha!

    5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. well darn!

    6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. Oh, no - not again!

    7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." and I just hate that!

    8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." Oh No!
    IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

    Hmmm..... Have I sent this to you already ?
    Real women don't have hot flashes, they have POWER SURGES!!

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    I think it affects those born in the early 60's too! lol

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    Oh man I am so C-Nile I didn't get this joke at first.

    My favorite symptom is not being able to find your car keys that are in your hand. I lose my purse in my home at least once a day so I have to call my cell to find it. I got a new touch cell phone, took me a week to get it activated, but dang...it takes me forever to figure out how to send a text. It keeps tying in letters/words that I don't want.
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    Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

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    sunnie, i know how you feel...im only 41 and i remember once when i was talking to my mom on my cell phone..i asked her where i put my phone cuz i couldnt find it! LMAO!!
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    I swear Post It Notes were created for menopasual women.
    Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamWarrior View Post
    sunnie, i know how you feel...im only 41 and i remember once when i was talking to my mom on my cell phone..i asked her where i put my phone cuz i couldnt find it! LMAO!!
    You are in big trouble! Only 41? Hm, have you seen your doctor about this? (hehehehe)
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