Thread: Things I hate about people (joke)

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time ... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my CR0TCH when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV REM0TE because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say "life is short". What the hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

6. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No, Loser, I paid $15 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.