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04-14-2009, 05:28 PM #1IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME???
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Adult Content~~~2009 TAX CODES....Adult Content~~~
2009 Tax Code
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10" - 12"
Luxury Tax
$ 300.00
8" - 10"
Pole Tax
$ 250.00
5" - 8"
Privilege Tax
$ 150.00
3" - 5"
Nuisance Tax
$ 30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund...
** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
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04-14-2009, 05:55 PM #2Registered User
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Roflmao-- I read that to hubby
If ya ain't careful, this flea will bite your arse!
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04-14-2009, 07:09 PM #3Registered User
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OMG that was sooo funny, of course I had to email it to the dh
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04-14-2009, 07:13 PM #4Jesus Loves You
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Wash your hands and say your prayers
Because germs and Jesus are everywhere!
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04-14-2009, 07:29 PM #5Meet my Grandson
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OMG that is toooo good! ROFLMAO
Everyone that comes in to file an extension tomorrow I'm gonna think of this lol.Grandma
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