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    Why do condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, & 12?

    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
    walk by the condom display, and the boy asks 'What are these, Dad?
    To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are
    called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.
    'Oh I see,' replied the boy.
    'Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at School'
    He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why
    are there 3 in this package?'
    The dad replies, 'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one
    for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'
    'Cool' says the boy.
    He notices a 6 pack and asks,'Then who are these for?'
    'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday,TWO for
    Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'
    'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks picking up a
    12 pack.
    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for
    married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.......'
    The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

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