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Why do condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, & 12?
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks 'What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are
called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.
'Oh I see,' replied the boy.
'Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at School'
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why
are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'
'Cool' says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks,'Then who are these for?'
'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday,TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks picking up a
12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for
married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.......'
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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02-18-2009 09:40 PM
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The Following User Says Thank You to Jackie_Blu For This Useful Post:
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I bet thats how married men feel sometimes.lol
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lol i love it 
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