Thread: LOL My Mom
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01-29-2009, 08:57 AM #1Meet my Grandson
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LOL My Mom
OMG this is to funny.
My Mom is a part time waitress. For the little wages (like $2/hr) she was pulled to take a drug test. She FAILED!!! LMAO!!! Mom is as straight as it comes. She was right on the phone yelling "I don't do drugs"! She takes alot of medicine from the doctors but never ever would she do illegal ones. Here to find out the medicine for her irritable bowel syndrom make her show positive for street drugs.
I am so gonna tease her on this LOL! I've told her that sometimes the tests are wrong, and she never believed me. Now she knows LOL.
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01-29-2009, 09:00 AM #2I loves my puppeh!
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LMAO. You need to get a t-shirt that says my Mom does drugs, and wear it on Mother's Day......
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01-29-2009, 09:03 AM #3Im a brat not yet a b*tch
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lol that's funny.
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01-29-2009, 09:06 AM #4Jesus Loves You
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I like the t shirt idea
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01-29-2009, 09:07 AM #5pick, pick, pick
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Lol..
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01-29-2009, 09:43 AM #6Registered User
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LOL I like the t-shirt idea too!
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01-29-2009, 09:51 AM #7I'm A Proud Army Wife!
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This is too funny!
Love the shirt idea also!
I remember hubby telling me that there have guys in the military have failed their testing after eating poppyseed muffins.
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01-29-2009, 09:58 AM #8Lickin' the Lollipop
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That's funny!
Every time I've had to drop I had to bring a list of any prescription drugs I was taking. When something showed up in one I had to give them the prescribing Dr's # so they could verify it was legit.
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01-29-2009, 10:03 AM #9Registered User
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lol The first thing I thought of was an episode of Seinfeld, when Elaine tested positive b/c of poppyseed muffins.
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01-29-2009, 10:25 AM #10Lickin' the Lollipop
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You would have to eat zillions of them for them to show up.
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01-29-2009, 02:19 PM #11Registered User
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to cute love the t shirt idea
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