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Originally Posted by
meltodd69
OMG this is to funny.
My Mom is a part time waitress. For the little wages (like $2/hr) she was pulled to take a drug test. She FAILED!!! LMAO!!! Mom is as straight as it comes. She was right on the phone yelling "I don't do drugs"! She takes alot of medicine from the doctors but never ever would she do illegal ones. Here to find out the medicine for her irritable bowel syndrom make her show positive for street drugs.
I am so gonna tease her on this LOL! I've told her that sometimes the tests are wrong, and she never believed me. Now she knows LOL.
She needs a better paying job to support her habit!!LOL
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01-29-2009 03:01 PM
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it only takes 2 poppy seed bagels to give you a false positive.
That story is hilarious!
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Originally Posted by
DaLilPeachy
it only takes 2 poppy seed bagels to give you a false positive.
That story is hilarious!
According to Snopes they have changed the levels on opiates so that the poppy seed false positives don't occur. I asked our drug testing company and the rep told me that they haven't had any that were false positives from that for a long long time. http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/poppyseed.asp
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Originally Posted by
SLance68
According to Snopes they have changed the levels on opiates so that the poppy seed false positives don't occur. I asked our drug testing company and the rep told me that they haven't had any that were false positives from that for a long long time.
http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/poppyseed.asp
My DH ate 4 before his last test and it came back negative.
And in my earlier post, I meant zillions of the seeds not zillions of bagels, lol!
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I'm still laughing. I thought Mom's been acting funny lol.
OMG I should go get some pamplets for treatment and leave them laying around LOL. And I love the Shirt idea LMAO.
I can't wait till DS comes over and I tell him. He is going to crap.
Grandma
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LMAO, My mom does drugs and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!!
"Because days come and go, but my feelings for you are forever..." by Papa Roach
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Oh, your poor mom. She must have felt really awkward. I hope she had a great sense of humor about it. I can just imagine her face when she got the results!
We had us, we had him, now we have everything.
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