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01-12-2009, 12:42 PM #1Show me the freebies!!!
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You know you live in New Engalnd if....
Forget Rednecks .......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New York Cityfor the weekend, you live in New England.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England.
If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others, you live or have lived in New England.
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01-12-2009, 12:49 PM #2I pee when I sneeze
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OMFG that was too funny. And So SO true! Thanks!
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01-12-2009, 12:56 PM #3~Spiritually Untouchable
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lmao soooooo true!!
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01-12-2009, 02:35 PM #4Registered User
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LMAO I was asked this last snow storm if I needed a ride to work and my answer was there isnt 4 ft of snow out there yet .
Never Take Life Too Serious NONE of Us Are Getting Out Alive !!
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01-12-2009, 02:53 PM #5BigBig Mass-hole
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Every word is true, lol.
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01-12-2009, 03:01 PM #6Registered User
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that was cute
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01-12-2009, 03:14 PM #7My Pumpkin Pie
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Too funny!! Could also be Wisconsin for sure.
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01-12-2009, 05:04 PM #8Registered User
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connectict is just like that
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