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    Well when you talk to the FBI , since they monitor all of us so well, can you ask them where my 14 mil USD that I was promised in my email from that E-lotto that I keep getting is??

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    Sure, let me get my good buddy Robert S. Mueller the third on the phone.
    The oil is all in Texas, but the dipsticks are in D.C.

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    You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
    'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
    You can rely on the old man's money
    You can rely on the old man's money
    It's a b i t c h girl but it's gone too far
    'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
    Say money but it won't get you too far,
    Get you too far

    And don't you know, don't you know
    That it's wrong to take what is given you
    So far gone, on your own
    You can get along if you try to be strong
    But you'll never be strong
    'Cause

    You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
    'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
    You can rely on the old man's money
    You can rely on the old man's money
    It's a b i t c h girl and it's gone too far
    'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
    Say money but it won't get you too far,
    Get you too far

    High and dry, out of the rain
    It's so easy to hurt others when you can't feel pain
    And don't you know that a love can't grow
    'Cause there's too much to give, 'cause you'd rather live
    For the thrill of it all, oh

    You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
    'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
    You can rely on the old man's money
    You can rely on the old man's money
    It's a b i t c h girl and it's gone too far
    'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
    Say money but it won't get you too far,
    Say money but it won't get you too far,
    Say money but it won't get you too far,
    Get you too far

    And you say
    You can rely on the old man's money
    You can rely on the old man's money
    You're a rich girl, a rich girl
    Oh, you're a rich rich girl yeah
    Say money but it won't get you too far,
    Oh, get ya too far
    2 days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuvBigRip View Post
    MR.ROBERT S. MUELLER.III
    show details 10:37 AM (1 hour ago) Reply


    Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information. Learn more This warning is from gmail

    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
    FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
    J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
    935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
    http://www.fbi.gov

    Attn: Beneficiary,

    We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI Washington) United States Of America have discovered through our intelligent monitoring network that you have a transaction going on as either inheritance payment,Lottery or contract payment in a tone of US$14 Million of United States Dollars which have been approved but have not been settled by the paying bank:CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA {CBN**.This was the agreement with the Nigerian Government,in conjunction with IMF and the United Nation.

    This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract / inheritance file after close monitoring and find out why you have not received your payment, both on your part and on the part of your debtors.

    Secondly, we have been informed that you are still dealing with the non officials in the bank who are attempting to secure the release of your fund to you. We wish to advise you that this is illegal and you should stop further communication with any body in regards to this fund,while because such an illegal act can only lead to cancellation of your fund by the Apex Bank.

    we have been having so many complains from people who have been scammed around the world hence, after concluding in a meeting with members of the International Monetary Fund (IMF),United Nation and the Nigerian Government we came to a conclusion that every payment should be made through the APEX bank in Nigeria which is the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. We also concluded on the use of ELECTRONIC ATM PAYMENT SYSTEM as the only direct means to pay all beneficiaries.

    By this method, your fund will be loaded in TWO BATCHES into an ATM card, and send to you, from this card you can withdraw a maximum of US$7,000. per day from any ATM machine worldwide, But, from the financial houses there is no limit.

    So if you would like to receive your fund in this way please send your following information to the paying bank{CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA**.
    (1)Your Full Name: __________________________________________

    (2)Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code not
    P.O.BOX) : __________________________________________________

    (3)Name of City of Residence:________________________________

    (4)Country:_____________Direct Telephone Number:_____________

    (5)Mobile Number:___________________Fax Number:______________

    (6)Age:______Sex:______Occupation:________________ ___________

    (7)Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport:___________,


    Below are the contact details of the PAYING BANK(CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA) in the Federal Republic Of Nigeria to whom you will send your information for the processing of the ATM card as soon as possible:

    CONTACT PERSON: DR.OBADIAH MAILAFIA.
    EMAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]
    PHONE NUMBER: +234 1 6659797
    HEAD OF OPERATIONS:FOREIGN DEBT SETTLEMENT
    DEBT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION: CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

    The DEBT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION has been mandated to issue out your payment on this day 8th January, 2009. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) who claimed to be established agents using it to defraud innocent people worldwide. This is to avoid any hitch in receiving your payment.

    THANKS FOR LISTENING TO OUR ADVISED.
    Yours Faithfully.

    MR.ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
    FOR CORPORATE AFFAIRS
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI Washington)
    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.



    Now wait a minute i got this exact e-mail yesterday so this is my money man cant even trust the FBI LOL!!! they're givin away my money!!!!!
    to all the men who want to know what women want read the Twilight Saga all the answers are there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRKSWIFE4 View Post
    Now wait a minute i got this exact e-mail yesterday so this is my money man cant even trust the FBI LOL!!! they're givin away my money!!!!!
    You must not have replied in time....either that or we both have rich benefators who happen to live in Nigeria, whom neither of us have met. It could happen.....right?
    The oil is all in Texas, but the dipsticks are in D.C.

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    YOU ARE SISTERS!!!



    OMG... how cool... two people that have never met are actually RELATED!!!

    The FBI has proved it!!!

    :
    2 days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atprm View Post
    YOU ARE SISTERS!!!



    OMG... how cool... two people that have never met are actually RELATED!!!

    The FBI has proved it!!!

    :


    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
    to all the men who want to know what women want read the Twilight Saga all the answers are there.

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    Now Pepsi???? Must be my lucky year. I'll bet Bill Gates is going to pay me for all those emails I forwarded this month too.....off to check my Paypal Account!

    THE PEPSI COMPANY
    PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD.
    19 STREET OFF PARK LANE AVENUE.
    LONDON. E14 5DY,
    UNITED KINGDOM.

    THE PEPSI COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION.
    You have been Selected in the PEPSI CONSUMER AWARD held this JANUARY
    2009.For Xmas BONAZA We the PROMO BOARD are pleased to inform you that
    you are approved for a payment of 1,500,000.00 Pounds Sterlings (One
    Million, Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterlings) payable by a certified
    bank draft, credited to file reference number BTN:41632006/20. It is
    aimed encouraging customers &internet users.

    CONTACT DETAILS OF THE PROMOTION MANAGER/PAYOUT OFFICER:
    Name: DR.STEVEN VALERIE
    19 STREET OFF PARK LANE AVENUE.
    LONDON. E14 5DY,
    E MAIL[email protected]
    Phone:+447031937 922

    Provide the under listed information to claim your prize.
    NAME IN FULL:
    CONTACT ADDRESS:
    COUNTRY:
    AGE:
    OCCUPATION:
    PHONE:
    FAX:
    MOBILE:
    SEX (M/F):
    ANNUAL INCOME:
    HOW OFTEN DO YOU DRINK PEPSI:
    REMARKS ABOUT PEPSI:

    Congratulations once again from the Pepsi Family.

    Yours Sincerely,
    Rhonda Williams
    Online Co-ordinator
    The oil is all in Texas, but the dipsticks are in D.C.

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