Thread: Things kids do to make you want to scream,lol

After reading the cute thread about the cake being ate while mommas out of the room,I started thinking about we as mothers have ran into instances like this as our kids were growing up,thought e1 would like to share a few of these,add on as you please.

I was setting in our living room,when my 2 boys were about 4 and 1 1/2,talking away to other family members,then it happened,it was quiet,you know that kind of quiet that tells mommy that somethings up,and can bet it isnt good? I go to the bath room,kids arent in there,I stop listen,hear giggling,follow that chipmonk sound all the way to the kitchen,and lo and behold there they are,up top of the nice wood table with one of those huge huge huge like 5 or 10 pound containers of peanut butter,I look at the container,then at my 4 yr old,hands 5 inches thick with goop,and my baby,he is covered,in the hair,on his jammies,this was about 8 pm,and it was on his eye brows,then he did it,rubbed his eyes,then all the howling started,screaming like he was being killed as the salt dug in,I was sooooo mad,everywhere was peanut butter,had to put them in the sink in the kitchen,and it took 2 of us adults to get them cleaned up,that was a mess.
As I have looked back over the yrs,I wish I had a camera,that is a memory to never lose.
Please share some of your memories with us,were always up to a good laugh.\
luvcub

I know my daughter gets so mad her kids,I remember when the youngest was 2,he threw his other grannys cell in the toilet,not once but on 2 different occasions,his other granny must not of learned her lesson the 1st time,lol.

Here is another odd one,really odd.

My middle granddaughter was in the potty,going to the pot,we open the door to see whats up,you never know with 3 kids running around,she is standing there holding herself-her whowho-and aiming at the pot,we said whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt are you doing,she says-trying to go to the pot like Chris-her littlest brother,chris was 5 at the time,she was 8.
We had to inform her that girls do not potty like that,geshhhhhhhhh,what goes thru their minds??? lol
Chris must left bathroom door open,and she noticed a difference.

My daughter when she was about 3 woke up in the wee hours. She woke me with a touch. She was ice cold and soaking wet. She took a chair and a bathroom towel to the kichen sink plugging the drain with it. Flooded the kitchen pretty good. I could have cried then but now it's a memory and I can laugh about it!

lmao,was she tring to dishes like mommy?

Originally Posted by luvcub

lmao,was she tring to dishes like mommy?

I think she was trying to make a swimming pool out of the kitchen. lmao

My middle son who is 28 now,seemed to keep me on my toes when he was little,when he was 2: I was sleeping when his step daddy went to work,dumb ass never locked the screen door,I woke up to no little boy on his bad,I searched everywhere,no kid,called the sdads work,he never called back,went around the trailor court,nothing,was crying up a storm,neighbors pitched in,we lived on a main highway,I was so scared,about 20 minutes later,neighbor found him in the field next to where we lived,asking him where he was going he said to see the cows,that was 1 time,I spanked his bottom,2 swats,then kissed him up a storm. His step dad became a non step dad not much later.

Then the same kid at 2 1/2--
Im waking up from a nights rest,sniff sniff,what smells,this is at 530 in the morning,birds arent up yet,I get up on a run,go into the kitchen,and there is my son setting at the table,has a plate in front of him,now on the stove---A.
a skillet on med high heat,with 3 broken eggs init,1 hot dog,and ketchup,sizzling away. B. on the other burner was a pizza box on fire,flames about 6 inches in the air,I started to scream,I flicked it on the floor and beat it with a broom. I just stood there tears flowing down my face,staring at the kid,wondering if he was missing something up stairs. He says mommy,its lunch time,I was fixing us lunch. I just hugged him,squeezed him. He gave me heart aches and worried fromt he day he was born,his beginning wasnt to good,many problems at birth,which seemed to show up in odd ways as he got older,he was 1000% mischiovous-spelled wrong.
Now I was a good mommy,I just needed to have ankle bracelets on this 1 son,thank god that was the worst of it from this one. Never had another huge problem with him,maybe he noticed I was aging rapidly. lol

nayyy,just an average mom,but when they get older the problems still come up,just different type.

My son made snow in the bathroom when he was a few years old. I woke up from a nap to find my bathroom covered in baby powder. There he sat in the middle of it making it puff up out of the container. He said look mommy it is snowing. I tell you it was so hard to get all of that baby powder off of everything. It is hard to believe that my baby starts high school in a few weeks. Time sure does fly.