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05-05-2008, 08:49 PM #12Registered User
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Loved this!!!
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05-05-2008, 09:18 PM #13Registered User
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05-05-2008, 10:06 PM #14pick, pick, pick
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LMAO@ BISHOP.
2 days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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05-06-2008, 04:10 AM #15Registered User
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i just about peed myself!!
love it!!!
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05-06-2008, 05:54 AM #16Registered User
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Mexican word of the day: Juicy
Hey I will roll da joint and ju tell me if "juicy" da cops!
Mexican word of the day: Cashew
I was running after you but I couldn't "cashew"!
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05-06-2008, 06:16 AM #17pick, pick, pick
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Mexican word of the day: BUDWEISER
Your girls booty is so fine homie, BUDWEISER face so ugly!?!
Mexican word of the day: BURLY
"Heeeyy man, we just burly got here and now you wanna leave already?"
Mexican words for the day: Green, Pink, Yellow
Jose says, "Se, yes I can do this." He thinks for a second, then he says,
"The phone rings...Green Green Green, I Pink it up and say, 'Yellow'2 days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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05-06-2008, 06:30 AM #18pick, pick, pick
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Mexican word of the day is RECTUM
I got 2 cars but not anymore because my wife rectum.
Mexican word of the day is TEXAS
My pinche ruca always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at.
Mexican word of the day is DEFENDER
Last week my ruca wrecked my car pero gracias a dios nothing happen 2 tha grill just defender.
Mexican word of the day is JUAREZ
My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your freaking problem?
Mexican word of the day is CHILE
Me and my ruca were taking a walk and chile me grab her ass!
Mexican word of the day: NISSAN
When me and my ruca have sex on the floor,
I always burn my NISSAN the carpet.2 days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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05-06-2008, 06:33 AM #19pick, pick, pick
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Mexican words of the day: DEFENSE & DEFEAT
A US Border Patrol said if you are an American citizen, use these two words in a sentence.
"I jump defense and landed on defeat."2 days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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05-06-2008, 06:38 AM #20pick, pick, pick
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Mexican word of the day is FRITO....After arguing with the Policia he told me I was FRITO go.
Mexican word of the day is HIGHWAY...I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some makeup on!
Mexican word of the day is HOOCHIE...When my vieja found a girls name in my phone, she yelled at me and said "tell me HOOCHIE is"!
Mexican word of the day is SHOULDER...My tia wants to become a citizen but, she dont know how to read so I SHOULDER.
Mexican word of the day is EUROPEAN...Darn vato you came in the house all drunk and EUROPEAN everywhere!
Mexican word of the day is ICE CREAM....My boyfriend loves it cuando we have sex porque ICE CREAM!
Mexican word of the day is URINE....Muevete URINE my way!
Mexican word of the day: INJURE...I beat this vato bad in basketball, so I was like INJURE face!
Mexican word of the day: WHEELCHAIR...My homie was drinking a bud light, so I go...Hey vato, where's mines? Then he goes, don't worry, WHEELCHAIR.2 days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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05-06-2008, 02:06 PM #21Im getting paper
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Seriously LOL! So funny!
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05-06-2008, 07:51 PM #22Is Lost
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Mexican word of the day: INJURE...I beat this vato bad in basketball, so I was like INJURE face!
OMG...That was mine and DD favorite!!!
Thanks so much for the gut aching laugh!!!Yes, Iliveinmyownlittleworld,butthatsok,everyoneknowsmehere.
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