Thread: Mexican word of the day (No offenc meant, it IS really funny!)

I am in no way prejudiced so I hope no one takes offense!

> MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
> My vieja gets mad, and I don't even know water
> problem is!
>
> MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
> My homie farted gacho bad, and I couldn't brief.
>
> MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
> Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car,
> there's not mushroom.
>
> MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
> My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken
> go by herself.
>
> MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE
> Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told
> him, orale loco liver
> alone, cheese mine.
>
> MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
> Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to
> me! Julyer!
>
> MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
> I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero
> she didn't wafer me!
>
> MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
> I'm sharing some cake with my wife. This is my
> piece. This is herpes.