Thread: Unlucky shot (not for the faint at heart)

There is a young woman, about 30 years old, who is 6 months pregnant with triplets. As she's walking around downtown doing some shopping, a robber comes running out a nearby bank, running right into her and landing on top of her. As he gets up, he realizes this woman can recognize him and shoots her three times. She is rushed to the hospital and it is miraculously found to be ok, and 3 months later she gives birth to 3 healthy babies--2 girls and 1 boy. 13 years later, one of the daughters approaches her mother and says, "Mom, something is wrong with me I think--I was just in the bathroom, and as I was peeing, out came a bullet." The mother comforts her and says, "calm down, I have something to tell you about what happened shortly before you were born," and explains the incident of the robber. A few hours later, her second daughter comes running to her and says, "Mom, something is wrong with me I think--I was just in the bathroom, and as I was peeing, out came a bullet." The mother comforts her and says, "calm down, I have something to tell you about what happened shortly before you were born," and explains the incident of the robber. A few hours later, her son approaches her and says, "Mom I have to tell you something," to which the she replies, "let me guess, you peed a bullet." He says, "no, I was doing *something* and accidentally shot the dog."

LMAO!

lol

too funny

Lol