I've seen it all now

[Jenefer3]

I was watching my local news and they were talking about this candle company so I went to their website to see what scents of candles they have...OMG! a urinal cake candle? I think I'll pass lol the pancake and popcorn might smell good but not so sure about the stripper candle.

THE STRIPPER CANDLE -- It's a candle and an alibi all in one! You don't smell like a stripper, you just smell like a candle.

This is our favorite candle. After hundreds of hours of research and a lot of dollar bills we succeeded in capturing the legendary stripper scent. If you don't know what a stripper smells like just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand... then add some glitter. This is a perfect gift for your favorite bachelor, groomsmen, or retired stripper who misses her pole.

http://www.hotwicks.com/

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[Unicornmom77]

This one had me thinking of a few ppl here...

THE HIPPIE CANDLE -- Treat yourself to a candle and a contact high... don't smoke the candle.

Say "NO" to drugs, say "YES" to candles that smell like drugs! Yes, THE HIPPIE CANDLE smells like pot, but it won't get you high and it is legal. This is a great gift for your favorite stoner, college student, or one of those wookie looking dudes that wanders around concert parking lots selling bean burritos and hemp necklaces.

Like all of our scents, THE HIPPIE CANDLE is hand made in the USA (take that China!) and comes in a cool 8 oz tin that's guaranteed to spark up a conversation.

HAHAH THATS HILARIOUS!

[Jenefer3]

I didn't even see that one lol
What about this one?

THE BEER CANDLE -- Turn you living room into a bar with the intoxicating aroma of a hundred beers.

We've been told that this candle smells like everything from a fancy microbrew to a fraternity house floor. We just think it smells like Heaven. Enjoy it on its own, or pair it with some of our other candles.

Here's a few suggestions:
BEER + STRIPPER + COFFEE = BACHELOR PARTY
BEER + GRASS + CAMPFIRE = CAMPING TRIP
BEER + GRASS + PIGSKIN = GAMEDAY
BEER + CAMPFIRE + HIPPIE = DRUM CIRCLE
BEER + URINAL CAKE + HIPPIE = CONCERT PARKING LOT

Like all of our scents, THE BEER CANDLE is hand made in the USA (take that China!) and comes in a cool 8 oz tin that's guaranteed to spark up a conversation.

[ahippiechic]

I have a candle called 'Indica' and it really smells like fresh harvested weed! I love that smell better than the ones that smell like burning weed. I can walk to the corner if I want to smell weed burning, lol!

[Unicornmom77]

I have a candle called 'Indica' and it really smells like fresh harvested weed! I love that smell better than the ones that smell like burning weed. I can walk to the corner if I want to smell weed burning, lol!

Right on dude *peace sign*

[PrincessArky]

oh my

[tsquared]

I was watching my local news and they were talking about this candle company so I went to their website to see what scents of candles they have...OMG! a urinal cake candle? I think I'll pass lol the pancake and popcorn might smell good but not so sure about the stripper candle.

THE STRIPPER CANDLE -- It's a candle and an alibi all in one! You don't smell like a stripper, you just smell like a candle.

This is our favorite candle. After hundreds of hours of research and a lot of dollar bills we succeeded in capturing the legendary stripper scent. If you don't know what a stripper smells like just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand... then add some glitter. This is a perfect gift for your favorite bachelor, groomsmen, or retired stripper who misses her pole.

http://www.hotwicks.com/

I am curious.........................how many strippers miss their "pole"???

[friend6040]

omg i wonder what they will come up with next and why such scents are you that desperate for those scents you gotta go buy them in those scents geesh whats the world coming too.

[ladybugva]

hhmmm... interesting..... I guess there is something for every one out there now..... some would make a good gag gift.

[atprm]

Man+boots+sweatysocks=gross

[ladybugva]

I am guessing a beer candle smells like beer but at a brewery (I have lived near 2 Busch brewery's) when they are cooking the hops/barley it smell like cooking green beans.