Thread: funny - small curse, but funny
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12-09-2007, 06:32 PM #1Go Yankees!!
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funny - small curse, but funny
As lady walks into a Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a a
nattily dressed, overindulgent looking salesman standing right behind her.
Crisp as a cucumber and displaying an ultra effete presence, the salesman
greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?'
Responding in a very patronizing manner he answers, 'Madam, if you farted
just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price.'
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12-09-2007 06:32 PM # ADS
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12-09-2007, 06:48 PM #2Registered User
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lol.How embarrassing!
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12-09-2007, 06:59 PM #3BigBig Godsmack Fan!
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ROFLMAO
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Distance and time may separate us but friendship and memories won't.
~When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure~
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12-09-2007, 10:45 PM #4Registered User
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LMAO
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12-09-2007, 11:22 PM #5Registered User
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He's probably right too.
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12-09-2007, 11:32 PM #6Registered User
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haha, that is hilarious!
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