Thread: Things that make you go hmmmm.....

1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

2. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. How do I set my laser printer on stun?

5. How is it possible to have a civil war?

6. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

8. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

9. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

10. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

12. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

13. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

15. Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

16. Why do they call them "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

17. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

18. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

19. What happens when none of your bees wax?

20. Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

21. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,why isn't the whole
airplane made out of the same stuff?

22. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

23. If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move
10 miles away?

24. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

25. Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

26. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said
if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

27. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

You know I've wondered about a lot of that stuff.

I remember George Carlin had an act where he wondered about stuff which always stuck with me......like why do we have sham poo or isn't there real poo or why do we have hot water heaters if the water is already hot why do we have to heat it ???.....lol

16. Why do they call them "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?


Gotta admit this is hysterical.