Thread: Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

Breaking news from the Rainbow Bridge

In an effort to show his confidence in Daco and High Dee Dachshunds, Spud has turned over his collection of tennis balls and Lady and Mitzi Dogs collection of squeaky toys to his latest nominees.

While Lady Dog gave up her squeaky toys with no comment, Mitzi Dog growled a bit till she saw the pictures of the two new members of the Spud ticket. Once Mitzi dog saw how cute and obviously smart the two new members of the Spud team are, she smiled and entrusted them with her squeaky toys.

Could ya'll show Daco a picture of a parakeet? Sometimes Baby does squeak.

Breaking News from the Rainbow Bridge

Spud, took time out from his busy schedule to make two major announcements from the Rainbow Bridge earlier today.

The first announcement concerned Baby the Parakeets humans concern over the fact that Baby squeaks at times and her desire for Daco to be shown a picture of a parakeet. This will be done.

In a more light hearted annoucement, Spud annouced his official campaign song. The song is titled "Let's all give a big HELL YEAH for a big Black Lab named Spud" This will be sung to the tune of Redneck Woman..

BULLITIN BULLITIN BULLITIN

This just in from the Rainbow Bridge

It was announced this morning that Spud has made a quick trip from the Rainbow Bridge to go to Europe. It is said that he is talking to the Europians about possibly letting Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama take up permanent residence in one of the Europian Union nations.

Spud says because they seem to love Obama so much, they really should keep him and possibly hand over leadership to him.

Spud will make another trip from the Rainbow Bridge early next week to see if he can find some unsuspecting country that would be willing to take McCain off our hands.

Spud was seen in the company of a band and a group of singers as he did a walk through the streets. They were playing and singing his campaign song "Lets all give a big HELL YEAH for a big Black Lab named Spud". The people on the street seemed to enjoy the performance of the campaign song by the Spud Team band and choir.

Originally Posted by cabby92

Spud just gets smarter and smarter. High Dee and Daco reaffirm their support. Elijiah, B.A.L.D. and Job the cats also support him, but they do it while quivering under the bed. Of course, all of the candidates make them quiver in fear.

They can come out of hiding Cabby. Spud has a group called Felines for Spud that would welcome them and calm their nerves.


Spud says Thank You to High Dee, Daco, Elijiah, B.A.L.D. and Job for their support.

Let's all give a big HELL YEAH for a big Black Lab named Spud!!!

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This just in from the Rainbow Bridge.

Several announcements were made today by Spud from the Rainbow Bridge.

The first announcement focused on efforts to find some unsuspecting nation to take McCain off our hands. According to Spud, he has yet to find any such country. Seems most of the nations now have cable and can access CNN and Fox News and they already know way too much about McCain. Spud said that he is planning another trip, this time to the most out of the way country he can find that boasts no TV or cell phone towers.

Spud also addressed the movement to enable illegal aliens to vote in the upcoming elections. He contends that all illegal aliens should go home and work on getting registered to vote so they can get rid of their own corrupt governments.

On a lighter note, the Spud Ticket Choir and Band were once again on hand to play Spuds campaign song "Let's all give a big HELL YEAH for a big Black Lab named Spud". The choir and band were also practicing a new song to sing and play at Spud campaigne rallys titled "Go away You Two" (McCain and Obama) that will be sung to the tune of "Go away Little Girl".

Spud, obviously in a surly mood today, is questioning why other candidates are getting Secret Service protection while his campaign, while gaining in popularity, is getting none.

"Sure, we can bite and I can send my champion bitter Mitzi to bite anyone who looks threatening. But why should Mitzi dull her teeth on tough guys when we should be afforded the same protection as the other candidates get free protection from the government" " asked Spud.

After he made this statement, Spud was in a better mood as him and his running mate, Dingo strolled over to listen to the Spud Ticket Band & Choir rehearse their campaign songs "Let's all give a big HELL YEAH for a big Black Lab named Spud and "Go Away you Two"

I just spoke to the Ghetto Mob, they say they will support the Spud Campaign and are confident in getting the Memphis vote in the bag.

Mrs. Bigglesworth aka Ms. B (The Boss)

Rita (The German Enforcer)

Felix (Feline Espinoge Team Leader)

Chico (Mexican Espinoge Team Leader)

Rosie (Second in Command)

Itty Bitty (Mexican Enforcer)

Brownie (Spy Extrodinaire)

Cow (Mexican Infiltration)

Tigger (Spy Extrodinaire...he has a way with the ladies...they love the British accent)

Emma (The Planner...takes care of making sure everyone is doing what The Boss says)

Tessa (Public Relations)

Spike...well, I am not sure what he does, not sure if he knows...lol