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Spuds earthly human, nightrider127, extends a warm welcome to the Ghetto Mob, based in Memphis, Tn.
The nightrider expects a dispatch shortly from the Rainbow Bridge from the candidate himself and his entire team welcoming them formally.
It is thought that Spud will put them in charge of the Southern US area.
In a dispatch sent today to Spuds earthly human, nightrider127, it was made official what capacity the Ghetto Mob will serve in the Spud Ticket campaign. They will be put in charge of the entire Southern tier of states. Their campaign headquarters will soon be open in the city of Memphis, Tn, close to their human, Tngirls community.
Laughter could be heard coming from the Bridge as Spud and his friends heard about all the hoopla surrounding the picking of vice presidential running mates.
"Haha" laughed Spud,"I am way ahead of them. I picked my running mate, Dingo, months ago for no other reason than he was my friend. Maybe the mainline parties candidates should do the same. After all, if they get lucky and beat me, they will have to sit together at a lot of creamed chicken dinners to help pay their campaign debt. Who wants to sit beside someone that is going to make you even sicker than the creamed chicken dinners"."
The Spud Ticket band and choir were also heard singing their new song "Go Away you Two".
Misty is in full support of her old buddy Spud and offers a paw to help in any way
Spud!!!
The weenies and the NE Felines for Spud plan on delivering the OH/PA/NY vote. Some distant relatives (the North Texas Chihuahuas) promise the Dallas vote.
This just in from the Rainbow Bridge
Spud, in a special message today welcomed Misty, a resident of New Zealand, into his campaign. Misty will make several trips to the United States to drum up support from Kiwis who are now citizens of this country. Misty knowes where pockets of Kiwis have settled in this country and will be meeting with them several times between now and the November electio.
Spud has gone international!!!!!
He further commented on the promise made by the Weenies and the NE Felines for Spud to deliver the OH/PA/NY vote and the promise of the their family members, the North Texas Chihuahuas to deliver the Dallas Texas vote.
"Those are some big areas and myself and the entire Spud Ticket apppreciate all the effort that is being made to bring these votes to the Spud column.
Spud further reported on his efforts to find some area that we can give McCain to some unsuspecting country. So far, his efforts has failed. His latest trip from the Rainbow Bridge consisted of a trip to a very out of the way island. Unfortunately, the islanders had spread the word about McCain via drums so they didn't want him either.
Spud has laid his plans to send 1,000,000 pitt bulls to our Southern border. Spud laughingly commented "We'll see how far an illegal alien gets with a pit bull hanging on to their butt" The pitt bulls will be trained to turn the illegal alien loose as soon as they are on their own side of the border.
Once again, the Spud band and choir was heard singing and playing Spuds campaign song "Let's all give a big HELL YEAH for a big Black Lab named Spud.
"HELL YEAH!!!!
Isaiah T. Cat has also announced his support for Spud. He is a resident of The Rainbow Bridge so his contributions will be made locally. There are, however, still many four legged residents of PA that will continue to do his bidding out of fear of reprisals.
GO SPUD!!!
In a surprise appearance today from the Rainbow Bridge, Spud and the entire Spud Ticket that reside at the Rainbow Bridge. appeared with their newest friend, Isaiah T. Cat.
Isaiah had found Spud and the gang at the Rainbow Bridge after hearing about his earthly human, Cabby92 had been in touch with Spuds earthly human, Nightrider127. Isaiah will be put in charge of snarling and hissing at anyone who refuses to support the Spud Ticket.
Spud's shoo-in now!
Who will be the first b-itch?
We don't have a first b-itch. We do have a parakeet named Baby who will be the official hostess once Spud is elected. Baby has been given several pairs of red, white and blue satin underwear from the trendy shop "Bloomer R Us" to wear as she rides on top of Spuds head.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabby92
kas!!! Long time no see!! You shouldn't be such a stranger.