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    PRESS RELEASE

    Welcoming the lastest Spud supporters, Lady Dog said "Sunny Dog will fit in nicely as the Spud Party candidate for Secretary of Defense. She is loyal, and like most Dachshund dogs is very stubborn. We need a stubborn Secretary of Defense to fight the war on Terrier ism." A spokesdog for Terriers for Spud angrily replied "Just because we are Terriers doesnt mean we are Terrier oists!"
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    THIS JUST IN

    In a major departure from tradition, the Spud Party has put forward Baby Parakeet as First Lady. Press Secretary Lady Dog explains, "Most First Ladies are the same species as the President, but Spud is 'fixed' and so does not require a wife. Baby Parakeet is bright and colorful and will be a wonder 'First Hostess'."

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    Breaking news from the Rainbow Bridge

    Spud has announced that he has talked to Sunny Dog and has decided that she will be asked to be his Secretary of Defense when he is elected in 2008. Her answer was yes.

    Spud has come up with a way of keeping "Baby" parakeet safe from the cats. She will ride on top of his head when they are outside the White House walls. Any strays that are caught on the White House lawn will be put to work chasing all the rats from Washington DC.
    Missing Mommy and Daddy.
    Missing my Lady,Dingo, Mitzi and Spud.
    Missing my Aunt Ann.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseybarb View Post
    PRESS RELEASE

    Welcoming the lastest Spud supporters, Lady Dog said "Sunny Dog will fit in nicely as the Spud Party candidate for Secretary of Defense. She is loyal, and like most Daushundt dogs is very stubborn. We need a stubborn Secretary of Defense to fight the war on Terrier ism." A spokesdog for Terriers for Spud angrily replied "Just because we are Terriers doesnt mean we are Terrier oists!"
    LOL You guys are killin' me! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightrider127 View Post
    Breaking news from the Rainbow Bridge

    Spud has announced that he has talked to Sunny Dog and has decided that she will be asked to be his Secretary of Defense when he is elected in 2008. Her answer was yes.

    Spud has come up with a way of keeping "Baby" parakeet safe from the cats. She will ride on top of his head when they are outside the White House walls. Any strays that are caught on the White House lawn will be put to work chasing all the rats from Washington DC.
    Baby accepts the honor and promises to do her best not to poopy on Spud's head.
    I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

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    Spuds person on Earth................

    Nightrider127 has been put in charge of finding suitable underwear for Baby Parakeet to be used when she is riding on top of Spuds head.

    The Nightrider was seen leaving the trendy shop "Bloomers Are Us" yesterday with a very secretative look on her face. She was carry swatches of red, white and blue satin.

    Baby Parakeet is Spuds choice as hostess for all White House social events. When her safety was questioned, Spud volunteered to let the little bird ride on top of his head in order to protect her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightrider127 View Post
    Nightrider127 has been put in charge of finding suitable underwear for Baby Parakeet to be used when she is riding on top of Spuds head.

    The Nightrider was seen leaving the trendy shop "Bloomers Are Us" yesterday with a very secretative look on her face. She was carry swatches of red, white and blue satin.

    Baby Parakeet is Spuds choice as hostess for all White House social events. When her safety was questioned, Spud volunteered to let the little bird ride on top of his head in order to protect her.

    I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightrider127 View Post
    Nightrider127 has been put in charge of finding suitable underwear for Baby Parakeet to be used when she is riding on top of Spuds head.

    The Nightrider was seen leaving the trendy shop "Bloomers Are Us" yesterday with a very secretative look on her face. She was carry swatches of red, white and blue satin.

    Baby Parakeet is Spuds choice as hostess for all White House social events. When her safety was questioned, Spud volunteered to let the little bird ride on top of his head in order to protect her.

    I've been thinkin'....you might want to grab some cotton lining. Ya know, to protect the satin from skid marks. Baby poops alot.
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    This is a Special Report from the Rainbow Bridge

    News Flash

    This just in from the Rainbow Bridge.

    Spud and the entire Spud ticket wants to thank everyone that is reading the posts about them and getting few laughs in what can be an unhappy world.

    According to spokesdog Mitzi, they do realize that some people may not like the Spuds posting. She pointed out that there is a handy dandy back button that anyone who is not amused with can click on and not have to read the posts.
    Missing Mommy and Daddy.
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    MY Vote this fall is for SPUD!
    SPUD for PREZ!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightrider127 View Post
    News Flash

    This just in from the Rainbow Bridge.

    Spud and the entire Spud ticket wants to thank everyone that is reading the posts about them and getting few laughs in what can be an unhappy world.

    According to spokesdog Mitzi, they do realize that some people may not like the Spuds posting. She pointed out that there is a handy dandy back button that anyone who is not amused with can click on and not have to read the posts.

    Some people don't like the Spuds postings? Surely you jest.

    Want Baby to poop on them?
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