Thread: Here is a joke for you men, ladies..let em have one, k?

As told by one of my male coworkers:

>One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
>Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't

feel
>like it,
>I just want you to hold me."
>I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words That every
>boyfriend
>on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my
emotional
>needs as a
>woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
>She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for
who
>I am and
>not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
>Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep
>The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with

>her.
>We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed

>department store.
>I walked around with her while she tried on several different very
>expensive outfits.
>She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy
them
>all. She wanted
>new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair
for
each
>outfit.
>We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
>diamond earrings.
>Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one

wave
>short of a
>shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked
for a

>tennis bracelet
>when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
>I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She

was
>almost nearing
>sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
>Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is
all

>dear, let's go to the cashier."
>I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel
>like it."
>Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
>baffled"WHAT???!!!"
>I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while.
>You're just not
>in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your
>shopping needs
>as a woman."
>And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,
>"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy

you?"
>Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

Good one, for the men.

I have to say that is really funny! I love it! hee hee

:d Lmbo!!! :d

LMAO, I have heard this one before! That is a classic though.