Ack, my child embarrasses me....

**ilvscooby** · 04-06-2005, 05:24 AM

My son is in Kindergarten, he brings home papers almost every day where they practice their writing. Yesterdays paper said "My mom makes ruckus noys when she screams becues my dad betes her up when thay have a fight"

That sounds horrible. Now the teacher will think I am a battered wife.

DH will hold me down and tickle me and I scream and laugh, then I pinch him so he'll stop, then he pinches me back and tickles me more, then I get mad cause I hate being tickled and pull his leg hairs, then he tickles more so I'm yelling "stop stop" while trying not to laugh....you get the picture

Once when visiting my parents and brother and sis he told everyone that daddy made mommy scream when we were in the bedroom(that was the tickling too, but everyone else assumed something else and teased me about it all day).

Please tell me my child isn't the only one who does stuff like this

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**heymom** · 04-06-2005, 05:28 AM

Lolol my best friends daughters teacher came for homevisit. The children were outside playing so the teacher stopped and asked wher mommy was. Her son told the teacher she was having sex cause thats all she ever does.OMG was she ever mortified.

**delSol** · 04-06-2005, 05:45 AM

when my son was about 5 he was with my ex at a bowling alley we used to hang around and this guy that had moved away came up and said "Hey, Mike" "Hi there Darryl, do you remember me, I'm Dick" and Darryl says "that's not your name, this is you dick (pointing at his privates)" OMG!! I was not too far away and Michael comes flying over to tell me and I was SOOOO embarrased, this guy always thought i hated him and no doubt thought I told the kid that...ugh!!! kids, you gotta love 'em!

**jonette5** · 04-06-2005, 06:37 AM

OMG too funny, you gotta love what comes out of kids minds/mouths!

Before my kids were 12/13 years old I NEVER drank any alcoholic beverage in front of them, but one time when my son was 3 he and I were at the grocery store. My DH and I were going to a party that night and I was picking up some wine coolers to drink. My son at the top of his lungs yelled "beer, why are you buying beer? You are ALLLWWWAYS drinking beer!" Man everyone just stared at me like I was a drunken bum! I just about died right there! LOL! For some reason at 3 my son had this facination with beer, he NEVER tasted it or saw people drinking lots of it, but he talked about it all the time! LOL!

**queenangie** · 04-06-2005, 07:00 AM

Don't you just love these stories!

One of my nephews was 3 yo, and in church, going up to Holy Communion with his Mom and Dad. The minister handed his Mom the little glass of wine.

Little Mike asked her in a hushed voice, "What is that?"

"Shhh! It's wine!" whispered his Mom.

Little fella looked at his Mom on one side, then his Dad on the other side
and in a very loud voice says to the minister,

"My Mom drinks wine, but my Dad will have a Bud Lite!"

LOL!

**ilvscooby** · 04-06-2005, 07:04 AM

This is the pic he drew to go along with the sentence, I guess I am supposed to be the short one with the moustache

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has been embarrassed by my kid

**JazzMama** · 04-06-2005, 07:10 AM

LOL! My 3-yr old DD told her teacher that green light means go, red light means stop, and yellow means faster.

Luckily though, that's about the only thing she's said that told off on me!

**janelle** · 04-06-2005, 10:06 AM

My nephew's son told the teacher that his daddy beats him up all the time cause his dad tells him, "I'm going to beat your butt" only as a joke. And then they laugh and tickle.

**Jaidness** · 04-06-2005, 10:09 AM

lmao oh man I am in tears loling so hard here , these are just so darn cute aheheheheheheh

**dcut4** · 04-06-2005, 10:27 AM

When my son started kindergarten his teacher met with all the parents and the first thing she said is "I will belive only half of what I hear if you do the same" I can only imagine some of the things the lower grade teachers have heard.

**justbeachy** · 04-06-2005, 11:24 AM

My son (about 6 at the time) and I were walking around a drug store on a Saturday. I was wearing my most faded, raggy and comfortable jeans with a tee-shirt. I remember bending over to look at something on a lower aisle when all of a sudden at the top of his lungs my son screams "Mom, you have a HUGE hole in your butt" and promptly sticks his finger in my jeans and yanks my panties out through the hole. Of course, it seems everyone in the whole store started snickering. I was mortified, I never knew I could run that fast. Kids say the silliest stuff.

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